steph

personally victimized by the existence of canon regulus

[phaniep4ck]

Last minute Halloween costume so insane and niche it cannot be posted bc who is going to understand that I’m dressed as a Pinterest pin “James potter aesthetic” and that the little human is a James potter variant and not Peter Parker Spider-Man

[phaniep4ck]

absolutely insane that Conan is @starsworth

CRIMSON RIVERS THE MUSICAL LFG

[phaniep4ck]

finally saw thunderbolts and I am so viscerally unwell at the way they sterilized my baby Bucky

Wdym he went from “because if he was wrong about you then he was wrong about me” to SENATOR BARNES

Kevin feige when I catch u Kevin

[phaniep4ck]

want nothing more than to be able to get the aftg memes on my feed but man that writing is just not for me 🫩

[astasplean]

THEM

[phaniep4ck]

gotta be fr I do not think the things that excite me about fandom excite the rest of you the same way and maybe this is my age showing or whatever but what makes me happy in fandom is the same as it’s always been— creative and passionate people coming together to share original art and writing and other creative projects inspired by the same source material.

I don’t want to talk about anything to do with the original IP or any extensions or updates to it at this point yk? Jkr herself could write another 7 books about it and I still wouldn’t care. We could get a marauders tv show and I am still uninterested. Fandom has never been about profit, or putting more money in rich people’s pockets, or keeping vile people in the spotlight.

It has always been about finding a sense of community and understanding from people who share similar passions as you and experiencing the joy of creating something beautiful and new that people can feel

All this to say no I’m not excited about Ralph Fiennes being cast in SOTR. No I’m not going to watch the HBO series. No I don’t wanna hear about your trip to WWHP.

I just wanna yap about Sirius black and Remus Lupin being gay and in love with like my four moots and call it a day 😭

[phaniep4ck]

with great power (access to the internet) comes great responsibility (I’m signing my enemies up for really annoying email subscriptions)

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[aturnoftheearth]

whenever a mutual doesn’t interact with me for a long time i get so scared they don’t wanna play dolls with me anymore

[phaniep4ck]

ship and let ship or whatever but I think it’s justified if some of you end up on a watchlist 🥰

[phaniep4ck]

on god sometimes I think abt Remus Lupin and just start barking

[phaniep4ck]

sometimes I forget people have room in their hearts brains for more than one fandom at a time and I’ll see like a random twink with a lacrosse stick and be like “oh Remus plays lacrosse now I guess???” But it’s some guy named Neil

[ohalleyrose]

Gender is not the same as sex. Gender is what you identify with, while sex is what Sirius Black is having with James Potter tonight. Stay tuned.

[justacrowandhermurder]

Barty and Reggie!! Not sure what this ship name is? KillerStar, StarKiller? DEATHSTAR!!!!??

*James off in a corner crying*

[phaniep4ck]

BARTYLUS MY BABIEEEEASSSSSSS

[phaniep4ck]

so hypothetically if someone was going to do a The Bear au would it be funny for regulus to be Carmy and Sirius to be Richie bc of the “cousin” thing in a camp way or is this my dumb millennial brain at work I cannot tell pls help

and like, alphard as Mikey? Bc I don’t want to kill off Sirius I need him for the plots and the crash outs

[phaniep4ck]

I can't stop thinking about the aftermath of Where the Wild Things Were, like I'm imagining Remus and Sirius cooped up together in that house in OOTP and Remus being like "so are we going to address you cheating on me with James or-" 😂😂 Or Harry somehow finding out how his dad couldn't keep his hands off his godfather. Somehow it's so morbidly funny to me. I love infidelity fics where Sirius and James just can't keep away from each other and then Sirius has to live with all of that after James dies, delicious.

AHAHAHA like fifteen years later pls 😭 and Sirius would absolutely rebut that with “I don’t know are we going to address you hooking up with my baby cousin?”

Harry would think it’s *so* funny that James and Sirius hooked up. And the way PoA is just an ode to how hot Sirius Black is? like father like son 😭😭😭

[phaniep4ck]

I read Where the Wild Things Are and the way I screamed at the last line being this: And it was then, in the long, slow stretch of that final breath, as he watched the front door of his house open and saw the flash of a spell as it hurtled towards him that he thought, Sirius would think it’s fucking hilarious that death actually knocked—

His last thought being about Sirius is such a James thing, and yeah, that is so morbidly funny. Death came with a knock on the door. “Knock knock” “who’s there” “are you” “are you who” “are you ready to die?”

😭 please it’s so James that his last thought was of Sirius. That was one of the very first scenes I wrote for this story (the actual first was the moment behind the shed) and then had to sort of work my way backwards from there to connect dots and tie it all back in but I knew sort of from the jump that it was going to end with him thinking of Sirius. The last line changed a few times and I kept changing my mind about if I wanted it to be a joke or like some sad devastating word vomit about how much he loved Sirius and then I was doomscrolling tiktok and saw a silly prongsfoot edit and was like no absolutely not his last thought is 100% a joke.