im 23 and SCARED of dan and phil

jess he / she éireannach @36q

[d-transceratops]

i wish love was real and not just something dan howell invented on his internet crush's bedroom floor in 2009 as a reason to stay alive for

[kankalin]

tiny warmup.... rip minecraft pjs you will be missed

[jiiin22]

[frogcult19]

2009 phyuri!!! Thx to this tweet

[diphowell]

Dan and Phil: Tomodachi (real) Life

[danhowellz]

art imitates life

[pseudophan]

in every universe (threat)

[diphowell]

everything to me

[terrificpairofcomiclads]

[userlesbian]

easy to like and hard not to love <3

[danrifics]

🤗

[backin09]

chappell roan chasing dan in circles

[renegade-is-in-my-blood]

[danrifics]

omg guys i found this redacted bit of paper on the ground can anyone read it?

[tranniephannie]

can dan and phil leave us out of their kinky foreplay [remembers that putting down queer sexuality even as a joke is cringe and rooted in homophobia] i mean, i wish they would do more of it. they should rawdog on youtube dot com [remembers dan and phil have a right to privacy and their relationship isn’t for us] actually they should never share anything with us ever [remembers the first point] unless they want to. i support their right to rawdog on youtube dot com if they so choose 😌

[reunitedinterlude]

how did we get here. (1, 2)

[lizardsmp3]

me: oh boy i wonder what fascinating gastropods, a group of mollusks that have existed for around 600 million years and include over sixty thousand species, are characterized by their single shells and asymmetric bodies, with sizes ranging from barely visible species to large sea slugs that can weigh up to thirty pounds

the humble snail: