Show Me That Sussy

I wish I had a life

[dopeeeeeeshxt]

Nyakim Gatwech at the 2018 Emmys

Designer: laviebyck

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

now wait just a goddamn minute. THIS is real and I’m honestly dying

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

Amazing

[lmaoalien]

waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

[authenticstains]

[ensenjou]

How are you feeling today?

Happy

Confident

Excited!

i feel hollow

The Void™.

a̸̧͕͔̹̘͍͓̺͎̅̾͞͡͠a̶̡̻̫͇̤̩͇͙̱͎͐̋̀͋̄͡á̠̥̮̣͓͇͕̥̩͈͆̄͊̌͞á͍͓̹͍͖̏͐͋̃͛͟͞͝ͅą̸̰̼̣̖̯̱̩͎͐̓̊̂͡ͅa̛̝̗̠͈͙̅͆͐̋̍̋̚à̢͇̻̞̼̮̣̀̽̓̔̀̈̏̀͡a̺͉͙̙͊̇̋̒̀͜͝͡ą͎̟̩͙̏̓͑͘͝a̛͉͕̪̳̗͚̋͐͐̃͞ḁ̜̭͙̼̫̻͙͕̿̔͌̈́͌̕͜a̵̛͙̜̫̭̬̜̖͉͎͗͌̅̋ą̸̯̟̣͇̗͖̮̤̠͆̀̓̔̅̑͞a̢̻͉̹̪̟͉͓̮̲̒͆̽̋̊̚͝a̶͕̙̭̦̯̪͋͛̍̾͒̇͘à̭͖̥͖̭̬̩̝̣̉̂̎͑̌͘͝͠͠ā̼͉͔̼͓̤̳͐̇̅̑̀͌͋̓ą̛̠̮̹̰̏̅̐͋̓͜ͅà̸͉̱̱͚͇͗̒͛͠a̻͔̦͔̥̭̿̊͊͒͊̅͟ā̷͉͕̩͇̻͖̅͂͊͒͜͞a̹̹̥̳̞̰̖̬̳̾̅̇̊̎͞ͅȁ͓̝̳͎̦͇̓̅̀̊͜ă̶͇͙̭̙̟̆̿̒̽̿͝ą̟̪̮̠̳̼͕͈̫͒̈́̿͋̊̕͞ą̷̛͕̥̙̟͋͂͌̈́͑͡ä̶̖̹̣͙͖́̌̋͌̃͢â̦͈̤̯̝̯̮̱͑͒̓̆̀̉͟͞͡͝a̶̘̻̦͓̟̹̫͇̋̆̽́̀͘̚̕͠ä̢̹̱̮͖̘̺͇́̃͗̏̀͞͞a̵͇̠̣̻̻̓̑̍̚̕͟͝a̡̡͇͕̣̭͔͔͙͋̏̄̀̑́͝͠ã̷̢̫͚͓̩̫͎̞͖̤̒̓͑͞á̸̧͙͔͙̠͒̇̔͑̈̓̈͝͠ͅâ̸̡̨̛͓̬̩̺̖̥̜͗͌̊́̿͞ͅa̵̘͉̬̭̿̽́͌͑̇́̄̎͢ͅà̡̭̞̞̖̮̻͍̣̇̾̿͞͞a̷̢̡̺̭̣̦̯͇̿̀̈́̒̎͗a̴̧̯̱͙͎͖͆͋̀͋̈a̢̭̜̦̰͆̂̒̆͟͝ͅa̵̡͖̫̲̻̙͓̘͗͒́̓̓̏́̀̒͠ͅą̢̢̛͈̱͍͇̭̯̈́̏̋̈́ā̶̡͕͔̣̠͇͇͒̋̏̐͊̏̕a̷̱̗̺̼̝͚͌̉̋͐͆͊̌̎͞͝à͕̦̮͍͈̹͔̲͗̽̈́͑͌̚͟͝

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[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

me bathing my dog: ohhhhh does she like the water!!! is it waaarrrm!!! ooooo shes gonna be so cleeeaaaan shes a clean little goorrrl gonna smell so goooood!!!!!

my dog in the tub looking like a sad wet rat:

[azyin]

im horny but like horny to cuddle

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[momoiroinkremade]

[theriu]

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

[yellowpoet]

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

[tealesbian]

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

[tealesbian]

ok same

[untexting]

I never delete text messages just in case someone wanna start acting different… like you werent saying that March 21, 2014 at 3:57pm. 

[loveprideanddeepfriedchicken]

I think I’ll try defining gravity

[barricadefairytales]

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

[redleadr-moved]

person: *insults my coping mechanisms*

me:

[reportnob]

[isnt]

follow @isnt​ for more memes

[setheverman]

Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol

[sunflowergif]

me: yeah im really tough

me: [gets scared by text notifications when they’re too loud]

me: [easily startled when people tap me on the shoulder]

me: [cries under any sort of pressure ever]

me: [cries when anyone raises their voice higher than their average volume]

me: so tough

[basurabitch-deactivated20200107]

here’s a secret message only people on mobile can see 🆒 🅱🅾🅾🅱

[t-b-y-c-b]

20% is better than 0%.

Brushing your teeth at least once every day is better than none at all.

A few hours of sleep is better than none.

A few minutes outside for fresh air is better than none.

Writing a few paragraphs of the essay today is better than procrastinating till later.

Doing something is better than nothing (of course there is exception for some cases).

Do things at a pace which makes you comfortable whilst allowing you to make progress.

You can do this!

[seashellronan]

holding hands with someone is actually the most outrageous form of casual intimacy!!! it makes me fucking crazy!!!! like you’re just walking together and you hold onto eachother just because you like being close?? the tenderness!!!!! the romance!!!!! i’m losing my mind