I don't trust holes like that

he/him | 18+ | Vaguely funny or suggestive posts, rarely my own art | Enjoys helmets, masks and faceless people | on Twitter and Bluesky at @ensenjou | nsfw sideblog is @ensen-joy

[ensenjou]

[porcelain-dollbones]

mammals whenever they encounter any sort of problem: hold on let me secrete a useful fluid

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[weaver-z]

This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly

[badassdemonsword]

My favorite tweet of all time

[larranciaa]

yay! jack frost!

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[hardwrench]

We make fun of steampunk and mock it but imagine if there really were marvelous devices

[goreprofonde]

- Louka Anargyros, The Material Is Leather

[aquinohotelcentral]

[isthatatiktok]

[handweavers]

[sludgebones]

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

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[mevil]

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This has been a sectoid dying in the game X-Com: UFO Defense (1994) masterpost. Thank you!

[okthatsgreat]

how it feels discussing how an ocs conversation hypothetically would go down on a meta level in dms instead of roleplaying the for real conversation

[mailperson]

the 2 largest dedicated gay men softcore nsfw blog demographics on this site are His Majesty’s Skinny Academy for Perpetually Svelte and Toned Young Gentlemen and Bro Chubster’s Gainer Club for Husky Beefcakes of Girth and Magnitude

[coern]

seeing plushies of a character you like that you dont have and cant get will inspire feelings of greed and envy in you only described in ancient stories about gods smiting people into slugs for experiencing desire