Phantombat

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

So I'm an area director at a summer camp, but yesterday my boss called me and asked if I'd be down to be the director of two areas and I said yes without thinking about the consequences. So now I'm the director of two areas? That means two groups of staff to train and lead, two sets of lesson plans, two areas to teach at and make the schedule for and make the lesson plans for, two physical areas to set up. They're right next to each other, but this is going to be fucking insane

[phantombat147]

Why would you put yourself through this

[phantombat147]

crying is a free action

sobbing is a bonus action,

breaking down is an action

breaking it down is movement

[phantombat147]

Austyn, no.

[phantombat147]

How different would Greek mythology be if Hera was into cuckolding?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hypothetically, if I wanted to summon you, what ancient ritual should I use? Any specific sacrifices, demonic chanting, etc?

shake a jar of gel pens and pennies under the new moon while t-posing and humming rick astley top hits

[phantombat147]

So........ you want to be rick rolled

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey do you glow in the dark?

which dark

[phantombat147]

The 8th one

[phantombat147]

So I was watching the Seven Deadly Sins movie, AND THIS IS JUST A THING THAT HAPPENS.

If you don’t know anything about Seven Deadly Sins then this is just completely confusing. And if you know Seven Deadly Sins then this is still probably pretty confusing to you.

[askpillow]

Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.

[phantombat147]

I'm boutta make some 5 y/o jello pudding

[phantombat147]

Time to cold down

[phantombat147]

Time to eat

[phantombat147]

I'm boutta make some 5 y/o jello pudding

[phantombat147]

Time to cold down

[phantombat147]

I'm boutta make some 5 y/o jello pudding

[thedaydreamingperfectionist]

We're losing the fight

People please please please spread this. Hong Kong is under attack. We used to be an amazing city, we still are. We served as the link between East and West, and had a relatively good relationship with Mainland China. We were technically a part of them, but we kept our own laws and government under the Basic Law (HK law agreed on by both China and England). We had freedom; freedom of speech, religion, protest, all that. We stood up for what's right.

Throughout Hong Kong's history, we've always had a great relationship with the police force. Just look at the Umbrella Revolution of 2014, it was pretty dang peaceful considering the number of people out on the streets. Sure there were isolated incidents, but overall? There was a mural agreement between protestor and police. We do what we have to do, we fight for what we believe is right, we try to minimalize casualties. That's not the case anymore

The city has turned into a battlefield. The police have become demons. They're ruthlessly beating innocent civilians and passerbys. They sprayed pepper spray into a crowded train compartment. They pepper sprayed a pregnant woman directly in the face several times before proceeding to pull her to the ground and beat her. They shot people in the chest, leg, and eye point black. A lot of us don't even think they are the police of Hong Kong anymore. We believe they are soldiers from the Mainland. They are tearing the city apart

I also feel the need to clear up some things. We are NOT fighting for independence. This started out as a protest against the extradition treaty that would strip Hong Kong of our right to free speech. It has evolved into a protest against police brutality and government negligence, and those two things have only gotten worse and worse. Again, this is not a fight for independence. We just want our city back, we just want One Country Two Systems (the agreement made between China and England. Hong Kong will be a part of China, but have a separate government and a separate justice and social system) back

PLEASE BOOST THIS. Not enough people know about the violence against the citizens. Outside media has painted the protesters as the villains when that is not the case. I'll come back to add photos and videos to this post, but as for right now, please just BOOST THE HECK OUT OF THIS

[joederartist-moved]

Visit Original Link

[tdwhisperer]

WHATEVER YOU THINK THIS IS YOU’RE WRONG

[phantombat147]

I cant tell if we're in the suit and the crusty boys are playing ocean man, or if we are a crusty boy and the diver is playing the song.

[lordmeowdemort]

April 14th: Florida man slapped with a Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument

[jathis]

Florida Man asks to use restroom; ends up stabbed in the face by store clerk.

[moonwalkingcrab]

Florida sheriff warns residents not to shoot at Hurricane Irma

Though if we’re going purely Florida Man.

Florida man drowned after killing mom with hammer before Hurricane Irma hit, police say

[thecopperriver]

Florida man allegedly attacked mother with sausages

[godihatethisfreakingcat]

Man yells ‘there’s no Santa’ at Florida holiday event

[teratomarty]

Florida man believed he was ‘half-man, half-dog’ during fatal attack

[kassasaurus-rex]

Florida Man Throws Feces At Judge During Hearing

[uniformshark]

Florida Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost during a funeral

[xxleondraxx]

Florida Man claiming people were “eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase

[aight-imma-die]

Pajama-Wearing Florida Man Reportedly Wanted to Flirt with Waffle House Waitress, Pulls a Knife Out

[crouching-mouse]

Florida man in Spider-Man mask steals bottles from liquor store

[amaranthinejourneysintothebios]

Naked Florida man with crossbow who claimed aliens were … Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him

[phantombat147]

Florida man bites his brother's penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket.

[butchbuckys]

i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own. 

[cajetaconmiel]

THIS COMPILATION IS ART

[btanselanoican]

I know i’m late, but you know i’ve been waiting for Golden Experience Requiem to get animated just to use this song Video edit by me Song: 2WEI - Gangsta’s Paradise (Coolio Orchestral Cover)

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone