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he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

victusinveritas

princessmo

innerchildabortionclinic

oh fuck it, i'm not driving. put whipped cream on those strawberries.

nostalgic-teddyy

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

dogpuppy

pukicho

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

pukicho

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

punkitt-is-here

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

unsafescapewolf

Shout out to men with animal heads. Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

I know Carp has a mask, but I love him and wanted to fill the page.

pukicho

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

aesungaia

omegaversereloaded

i havent heard from charlie kirk in a while is he alright?

slayyyter

Pinkpantheress is younger, a genius producer and more beautiful let's all focus on her

omegaversereloaded

oh ok! :D

livingthedragonlife

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

aryisacapricat

fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

fidelcostco

oh this is my post

brucebocchi

marvelousmop

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"