Notorious Fuckpig

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[gableforks]

[frillvelation]

[cilantroodon]

[ID: A Tweet by Losing it @/ProphetHusband that says: (wisely, with a smile) i don't know /End ID.]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[plumslices]

There’s no such thing as an inanimate object everything is sentient

[s9sh9]

[boringkate]

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

[paradigm-adrift]

I don't have a problem with people listening to music per se, but I do have a problem with the music industry exploiting & mistreating artists.

Personally, I abstain from all music in order to keep my hands clean but really music should just be illegal outright to protect musicians from abuse.

[terramythos]

holy shit this person in the notes

[discodyke-dogthing]

[jeffstormer]

You couldn't make a movie like Back to the Future in 2026 is the thing, because of Woke. Movies now are too ashamed of America. Too ashamed of the past. If you tried to make Back to the Future now, it'd probably be about Canadians travelling back to 2008 or something.

[letterful]

[polari]

we simply can’t go back in time to prevent the assassination of john f kennedy do you even know—look, the time traffic around that day is egregious. you know how many paradoxes that buildup has caused? exactly. no one does. nature of the thing. and anyway, who’s to say someone else doesn’t get him later? can we be certain that by preventing this particular assassination of jfk we aren’t simply opening the world up to a different one? are you willing to spend the rest of our lives in debt from all the time fuel we’d need to buy to keep going back and making sure no one ever kills him? no. the only way to truly prevent kennedy’s assassination is to make sure nothing like this has even the slightest possibility of ever happening. [Brightly, as if i just thought of it] Suppose we blow up the Mayflower

[revizyonist]

med people are so annoying "This family's 8 year old child who was about to go through a major surgery and kept crying that she was hungry so they pitied her and gave her food, she then had a heart attack in the surgery. They're so stupid 😒" girl they didn't know that could happen or why it happens. it takes so little time to explain to them that will happen instead of telling them "no food" with no explanation 10 times

[revizyonist]

"Before surgery, your body’s reflexes that protect your airway are relaxed by anesthesia. If there’s food or liquid in your stomach, it will near certainly come back up and go into your lungs, which can cause choking, a severe lung / heart infection or even a heart attack. That’s called aspiration, and it is life-threatening. It's hard, but it's only a single day to prevent near certain death. Not eating or drinking beforehand massively lowers the risk and helps prevent these life threatening situations under anesthesia." <- TIP: patients have brains which allows them to receive information just like you

[ancelineonline]

I have four kids. I’ve had one or another of them need some kind of surgical procedure that requires anesthesia four or five times over the past 15 years.

This Tumblr post is the first time someone has explained to me *why* I couldn’t feed them before those instances.

I’m not stupid. I understood that just fine. Hell, my kids would have understood that just fine. But no one bothered to tell us.

[bowditch]

i did know this before having kids (i have six). we have a kid that's needed multiple procedures requiring anesthesia. and every single time, i am asked multiple times if i'm sure he was not given any food or water after a certain point.

every single time i have had to say, "i understand that if he had food or water, he could aspirate it into his lungs under anesthesia. i am not lying to you." THEN someone would make a little note and i would stop being repeatedly asked.

not a single time was that risk explained to me. the only reason it came up was because i already knew. i still don't understand why it isn't standard pre-op counseling or pre-op check information, when me as a parent acknowledging the actual risk also put THE MEDICAL STAFF at ease because i conveyed that i had informed understanding as reason to not lie about giving my kid food.

"maybe some people will get nervous and refuse surgery" okay so they need more counseling about risks and anxiety, not less information in a way that actually does endanger their child or themselves!

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

Our culture desperately needs more fat hot gay guys. Not for any noble reasons of representation; I’m just a pervert

[enameledcoppergirl]

Her fluffy tail to body ratio is off the charts

[hanniballecterscock]

do you want to play on the vivisection table with me after work

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[nm-6]

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing.

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[maidthings]

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep

[maidthings]

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