8 year old & co. :3

[polemesis]

okay hiiii i was emesissy and briefly neotenousoxide! please reblog to help me find friends :3!

[anxietyproblem]

[oak23]

We forgot about it

[dickheaddutch]

[valilihapiirakka]

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

[plain-flavoured-english]

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

[emesissy]

you're only a kid for soooo long and also lots later

[neotenousoxide]

like right now! weeeee!

[foxgirlmindcrank]

[mesugaki-wikipe]

dogeza with a wad of cash in front of me

plsplsplsplsplspls just a sniff of freshly worn panties plsplsplsplsplsplsplspls

tch. you know you're disgusting. you're literally the worst. i just know youll do some fucking freak shit with my panties. you don't deserve my scent.

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[marigoldisverynormal]

remember to practice REAL transfeminism: let that therian dog girl throatfuck you until you puke up a little on her!

[marigoldisverynormal]

if you believe in equality you HAVE to choke on my- i mean her knot a little. you HAVE to.

[marigoldisverynormal]

*while little

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]

[triviallytrue]

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

[triviallytrue]

we as a society lived like this for years and years

[phaeton-flier]

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

[triviallytrue]

I'd want to fuck that printer.

[phantomqueen10000001]

Am I crazy or was urs 11111101 before... How get to 10000000?

i believe ive been going in the right order! 3 blogs back was 1111101 (7 digits) ^-^

what you typed, 11111101 (8 digits) will be my second-to-last blog of *this* schema! it gets complicated, i know ^-^"

[yuricestmaple]

lay down on your big sisters lap and she’ll pet your head

[perception-filter]

Yandere gf who puts a muzzle on you so you stop kissing other women

[phantomqueen10000001]

turns out Zenith was near front. that makes sense as to why we were so on-edge, then...

[petulantpony]

im starting to think some of you are barely keeping a lid on your anti-porn views because you want to keep jerking off to my ads for free. i hate all of you

[petulantpony]

it really is “whores should be fucked and not heard” on tumblr and it isn’t just staff

[barikios]

[deaddeaddaughterdoll]

is cute when dogs r the perfect height to shove their snout right up the little girls skirt

[deaddeaddaughterdoll]

bonus points for wetness and coldness of dogs nose

[nightbugprincess-ii]

you are not worth dirtying my claws

*summons my battleaxe and grins*