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Mustard: Guys...I...I...

Shigaraki: You...you...

Mustard: I got an A-BOR-TION.

Dabi: Now why the fuck would you need one in the first place?

#sussy #mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #mustard #shigaraki #dabi #condiment with a gun #crusty dude #burnt chicken nugget man #savage dabi #why did he need one tho #sorry for inactivity

Mustard, entering the room: Just ran over Spinner, feeling good.

Spinner: Pog, bro.

Mr. Compress:

Mr. Compress: Wait a damn minute...

Also Mr. Compress: Mustard can't drive...

Mustard: Yes I can.

Spinner: ...I am RIGHT HERE.

The whole league, showing a picture of Kurogiri: You are my dad...you're my dad!

The whole league: Boogie woogie woogie!

Kurogiri: I-

#kurogiri is a father of eleven #mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #kurogiri #mamagiri #mist man #poor kurogiri #he's a proud father of eleven ig

Toga, recording a video: Hello everyone, today I'm holding a kickstarter to put my little brother down.

Toga, holding a picture of Mustard: The benefits are I'll get pushed way less-

Mustard, entering the room: Toga, I pushed you once. ONCE.

Toga: ...

Mustard: Also, I am NOT your FUCKING BABY BROTHER.

Toga: You're small though.

Mustard, leaving the room: I'll be right back.

Toga: ...I'm fucked :(

#rip toga #mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #vanguard action squad #toga #mustard #blood drinker #condiment with a gun #f in the chat #mustard is a short boi #kickstarter #pls donate to toga's kickstarter

Dabi: *scares Twice*

Twice: STOPPP, I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!

Dabi: No one gives a fuck about your croissant.

Hawks: But I like his croissant...

Dabi: Traitor.

#hawks is traitor #mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #twice #dabi #dabihawks #hawks #double trouble man #burnt chicken nugget man #chicken dude

Mustard, playing Minecraft: I am a Minecraft pogchamp.

Also Mustard: *dies and loses everything*

Mustard: SHIT!!

Toga: ...Is he okay?

#f in the chat #mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #vanguard action squad #mustard #toga #condiment with a gun #blood drinker #minecraft #pogchamp #mustard is a minecraft pogchamp #that's a lie #*dabs*

Hawks: Can I have some chicken strips...?

Dabi: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

Hawks: I don't feel like doing that right now, Dabi.

Dabi: What-

#hawks has a dirty mind?#mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #dabihawks #dabi #touya todoroki #toya todoroki #hawks #chicken strips #hawks is hungry #give hawks his chicken strips #justice for chicken strips

Mustard: I'm tired-

Kurogiri, cleaning a glass: Then take a nap.

Mustard: -of life.

Kurogiri, still cleaning a glass: Then take a nap.

#naps solve everything #mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #kurogiri #mustard #mist man #mamagiri #condiment with a gun

OH MY GAWD, TOGA IS THAT YOU?!

...

Look at those teeth and tell me that isn't Toga.

#oh my gawd #mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #toga #himiko toga #blood drinker #toga cat #toga as a cat

Overhaul, to Shigaraki: Hey, could you press the elevator button for me?

Shigaraki: No, Overhaul. Fucking weirdo.

Shigaraki: *throws water bottle at Overhaul*

Overhaul, drinking the water: Thank you.

Shigaraki: How-

#bnha #mha #lov #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #league of villains #shie hassaikai #overhaul #shigaraki #germophobic bird #crusty dude #rip water bottle #vine #rip vine

Moonfish: I'm HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYY

Moonfish: DON'T YOU EAT ANY OF MY FOOOOOOOOOD.

Mustard, eating Moonfish's food: Well shit.

#rip mustard #mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #vanguard action squad #moonfish #mustard #fish on the moon #condiment with a gun #pray for mustard #don't eat moonfish's food #food #vine #rip vine

Kurogiri: Alright, campers! Let's play a little game called the name game!

Kurogiri, to Mustard: You can go first.

Mustard: My name is Chacka Oofka-

Shigaraki: WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?!

Mustard: A GOOD ONE!

#mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #kurogiri #shigaraki #mustard #mamagiri #mist man #crusty dude #condiment with a gun

Dabi: Hey Hawks

Hawks: What?

Dabi: You're joining the L.O.V.

Hawks: How about no you fucking raisin.

Dabi: ...

Hawks: I'm sorry please don't kill me

#dabihawks #hotwings #mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #dabi #touya todoroki #toya todoroki #hawks #burnt chicken nugget man #chicken dude

Spinner: Hey Siri, which Apple product can I afford with the money I have?

Siri:

Siri: Apple juice.

#EMOTIONAL DAMAGE #mha #bnha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #siri #savage siri #spinner #ripoff tmnt

Mr. Compress: I was thinkin' 'bout doing a little magic.

Shigaraki: You? Magic? Compress...it says TALENT-

Mr. Compress: And that's my fucking talent, dumbass bitch.

#bnha #mha #lov #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #league of villains #shigaraki #mr. compress #sassy compress #crusty dude #magic man

Mustard: Hey Toga, could you pass me the mustard?

Toga: Why?

Mustard: For my hotdog, idiot.

Toga: *gasps* CANNABALISM!

Mustard:

Mustard: I was hungry.

#mustard #toga #himiko toga #condiment with a gun #blood drinker

Dabi: I love myself. Even though I look like a BURNT CHICKEN NUGGET, I still love myself.

Hawks: Did someone say nuggets?

Dabi:

Dabi: Fuck.

#mha #bnha #lov #dabihawks #hotwings #hawks #dabi #touya todoroki #toya todoroki #dabi is a burnt chicken nugget #change my mind #you can't cuz I'm right #*dabs*

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