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get you a man who can do both
Jiang Cheng’s summary:
I couldn’t resist and I’m not sorry HAHAHHAHAHH
Here’s some things I never posted from April fools and etc uwu;;;
New xie lian cap from the donghua director 💞
we should abandon the current US government system and replace it with the ranking system in warrior cats don’t @ me
babies. duh
Are you telling me kids are going to be apprentices for like twelve fuckin years,,,, thats 24 times as long,,,,
yes. 12 years: 1st grade to 12th grade, american school system. ive thought this through
And what the h*ck is the medicine cat
you guys are really not thinking this through huh it’s a fucking doctor you degenerate
wait. what are cats then
…theyre still cats what the fuck are you on
do we actually hunt for food or do we go grocery shopping and call it hunting
i said the ranking system guys not their lifestyle im going to lose it
the fuck is a warrior cat
someone’s going to die today and it sure as fuck is not going to be me
Would the time zones become the clans or would it just be randomly assigned
it’s the ranking system. the leader is the president. it’s one clan. we’re one clan can’t you fucking read i’m this close to bursting into tears
ok but what about other countries? would there be americaclan and canadaclan and stuff?
it does say US government system on the original post. you saw that, right? you read the post? the US? just america?
wait does that mean the president rules until someone else comes along and wrecks their shit?
i mean, yeah. until that motherfucker dies he’s leader, that’s how wc works. kill your leader, start a riot & shut the fuck up im so stressed
I, for one, do not think trump should get nine lives
neither should tigerstar but guess what
Isn’t this just a monarchy? Or a dictatorship?
it’s the warrior cats ranking style that’s what it is
hey @tophat-octopus trying to hide this stupid question in the tags. what do you think a vice president is
what are two legs considered?
youre just like the guy who asked what cats would be. twolegs are people we just wouldn’t use that term??? im
probably a dumb question but what about rogues and loners
rogues arent even a part of the clan ranking system i do not think i can handle this thread much longer
what about other government officials? are they just warriors? or would they not exist??
thEYRE WARRIORS. THEY DONT EXIST I CANNOT DO THSI ANYMORE
why the fuck is firefox tweeting abt warrior cats
tweeting? i’m tweeting? tweeting? this is Twitter? huh? is this fucking Twitter?
This thread made OP deactivate
fuck you i didn’t go anywhere bro
i’m just waiting until someone asks about the thunderpath
My favorite post of January, 2020
this post started in april of 2019 shut the fuck up
Well??? Is someone gonna say what the thunder path is?? Is it death??
it’s a fucking street what the fuck are you talking about on god
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a friend shared these with me — people are still piecing the info together, but seems like this is a true phenomenon
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“Most dangerous monster? Well, vampires are pretty easy–just carry pencils. Ghosts are mostly irritants, werewolves collapse at silver, and dragons keep to themselves… Naw, it’s one no one expects. It’s–”
the 5ds dub is good actually
haha memes go dead quick
i had to get screenshots from a youtube clip but honestly the trash quality adds to the trashpost
–spoilers for arc v….. R I P :’’((
How MXTX make their BL Novels
SQQ: I fixed your plotholes
SQH: You fucked up a perfectly good stallion novel is what you did. Look at it, it’s got plot and character development
Luo Binghe: It took me aaaages to get with Shizun.
Lan Wangji:…I had to wait 13 years.
Luo Binghe:…I- wow that must’ve been tough, I feel bad for you.
Hua Cheng:…
Hua Cheng squinting: You lucky motherfuckers.
Watch me become a MXTX all around fangirl these men be slaying my life.
My new hobby: recreating vines in New Horizons
抱抱!!!!!💕🤗
I just realized I forgot to post these here on my tumblr…
Tossing (wrong) Flower Under my previous, more serious post of Wei Wuxian tossing flowers to Lan WangJi.…there was a comment on Weibo saying “hua hua~” (flower) and then I couldn’t help it…Orz *Hua Cheng’s name (Heaven Official’s Blessing) means flower.
P1:
WiFi: A flower to match the beauty~ Mob: YiLing Patriarch is murdering someone!!! Xie Lian: hmmm…gotta try this for my next street performance…
P2:
criminal Wei O Xian: A flower to match the beauty~ Lan Zhan: I gotta keep everything Baby gives me. (intends to walk back to Cloud Recesses like this) Hua Cheng: … Xie Lian: w…WAIT!! bunny maru: can you make a bookmark out of THAT flower…?
height chart and their shiny versions ✨