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I don't know if anyone said this before, but, I think the one thing that would put the fear of an alien god into an alien would be just how territorial humans are.

Humans generally have small territories tightly packed against others, sometimes even on top of each other. They are social creatures, after all, and seem to enjoy inviting each other to their territories that might even contain other species!

So, you would think they would welcome other visitors, right?

Wrong. Humans are wildly territorial to the point even something as harmless as a fruit fly is murdered on sight. Then, surely they must allow other predators that repel such creatures, right? Wrong again, even 'useful' ones likes spiders are shown no mercy.

Alien: I apologize but I'm struggling to grasp this concept. You said you killed that arachnid as there was a possibility it could come in contact with your sleeping quarters. Doesn't your feline companion frequent there? I'm sure it couldn't do more damage than an apex predator?

Human: Uhh, okay let me rephrase that; it isn't about coming in contact with my stuff. It's about me allowing it. Mr. Pickle Jar is allowed to be here and touch my things, that spider isn't. So, it needs to die.

Alien, writing DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING UNLESS SAID OTHERWISE in big bold letters in the notepad: Ah, I see. Thanks for sharing.

sleeping-in--the-meadow

My first actually finished comic (I have started a bunch but this is the one I actually got anywhere near close to finishing) I just couldn't stop thinking about this

#xenoblade chronicles #xenoblade #funny #comic #xenoblade rex #xenoblade shulk #shulkrex #matthew vandham

agent-resurgam

Here’s all my Splatoon Rosalia bullshit so far in one post. Enjoy.

CONTENT / TRIGGER WARNING: Blood, mentions of death, depictions/mentions of severe illness / disease. Everything is under the cut, PLEASE do not read any further if this sort of thing makes you uncomfortable.

shania8

Broppy is TRULY something very special! The two have gone through so much together they definitely deserve each other! I can’t wait to see this relationship grow even more!

shittymoviedetails

This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.

tanzenlicht

Oh come on, that’s not fair. Women aren’t featured in nearly that many Marvel movies.

ask-the-almighty-google

Was about to scroll past when I saw that comment

starryempathy-blog

This a spell for retail workers; May customers take no more than 5 minutes of your time at the MAX per customer, may they be kind to you, may your manager be kind and fair to you, may you get all of your work done, may none of your coworkers need to call in, and may you stay healthy and not get sick.

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Reblog to cast

excuseme-howdareyou

Favorite moments from working telephone customer service:

•customer: (currently putting in a bulk order for reusable menstrual cups to give to refugee camps) Have you ever been to Africa?

Me: No

Customer: Can I rant to you for a bit about giraffes?

Me: Sure, why not

Customer: ok so this asshole decided to wake me up this morning by sticking his head through my window-

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•Customer (a sweet little old lady with a strong New Orleans accent): Ohh sweetie, have you ever been classically trained in opera?

Me: I've been trained in singing but I can't say I've ever done opera.

Customer: Well you should. Your voice is like butter and that's your speaking voice! Hon, if you're ever in New Orleans you find me and I am gonna get you a spot on stage!

(I later found out she was a singer for the New Orleans Opera Association when she was younger)

(Sadly I've still never been there)

...

•Customer is calling in from Hawaii

Me: So just to confirm, your shipping address is 123 Ka-... *quietly* Oh no...

Customer, in barely restrained glee: Say it. Say it out loud.

Me, knowing approximately nothing of the Hawaiian language but have seen Dragon Ball Z: 123 kame... hame... ha? boulevard?

Customer: (fucking dying of laughter on the phone)

...

Edit: for those who don't get the joke (like I did until the guy explained it to me when he could breathe) it's pronounced ka-meha-meha. Dragon Ball Z murdered the pronunciation.

khreactions

Kingdom Hearts characters in a nutshell

Sora

Riku

Kairi

Namine

Replica Riku

Terra

Aqua

Ventus

Vanitas

Xemnas

Xigbar

Xaldin

Vexen

Lexaeus

Zexion

Saix

Axel

Demyx

Luxord

Marluxia

Larxene

Roxas

Xion

Master Xehanort

babyanimalgifs

Find someone who supports you like this cat supports his owner’s music

via @sarperduman

pale-manmi

OH MY GOD THE cat is enchanted

rilli-luci

@corixr

ro-zden

I like to think this piece is called “The Kitten’s Lullaby”, and it was considerately written not to use the very keys his cat occupies.

feltelures

Sarper actually does write the music he plays on Instagram, and that one of his (nineteen) rescue cats is a regular at the piano, so it’s very, very likely he wrote that piece with his little friend’s comfort in mind.

He has a crowdfunding page for his rescue kitties, because feeding and caring for 19 cats on a piano teacher’s salary is…difficult. Please consider donating if you’re in a position to do so!

https://gogetfunding.com/help-me-take-care-of-my-19-rescued-cats-3/

thechekhov

As an artist, do you ever get pain in your hands? If so, do you have any tips on managing it?

zweinai-art

Rune Factory 4 x Princess Mononoke

Just a redraw of that famous scene with San and Ashitaka. Tsundere Dylas kinda reminded me of San, and this happened. I’m so glad he warms up tho, I’m not a big tsundere fan :’)

letstrekintospace

“I just wanted to be like you.” — Peter Parker.

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(Sorry)

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Base edit by BossLogic on Instagram.

peridotsalien

I got a request to do a tutorial on how to create galaxies! Well, here you go!! Painting galaxies is so much fun, and can be really calming. So have fun!!

If you have any questions or if I made a mistake, feel free to message me!

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art-res

Here’s a very fun tutorial by @magiciansardonyx for you all today. The quality is out of this world! - @art-res / @astrikos

ultrafacts

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absorr

Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

wizardshark

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

scp4165

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

lifeofdavo

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

cosrnos

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.