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Iâm not saying I hate Shannon but if she fell in a pool of flesh eating piranhas, I wouldnât be mad.
A Pissed Proposal
Itâs not that Derek doesnât think Stiles would give up on him. They have been through a lot of things together and Derek knows that Stiles isnât going to back out of this life. But he isnât under delusions that Stiles wants this. He can see it in the way that Stiles sometimes looks at news about his past dream colleges. He can hear it in the way that Stiles complains, rants, sighs whenever the next supernatural monster comes along. He can feel it when he drains Stilesâs pain away, his human human pain that just serves as a reminder that Stiles doesnât really, shouldnât belong in this supernatural bullshit.
And he gets it. Derek is practically the president of the Stiles deserves better fan club. He lives for Stiles having a better future, a normal ass life. Unfortunately for Derek, the one time he tried to perhaps insinuate that, Stiles kind of hit him in the head, gave him the silent treatment for an hour before he broke down, called him an idiot, declared he isnât going to back down for this unless he wants to not because a sour constipated alpha told him to.
(Somewhere in there, Derek was supposed to cut in and growl out a reason as to why Stiles should have stayed. But then Stiles accidentally confessed his love inbetween insulting his lack of eyebrows and Derek had been too focussed on kissing the soul out of him.)
(He had no excuse for later, during the post coital session and Derek can admit thatbit was because after years of pining, he was maybe a bit too selfish and didnât want to lose the one thing that he truly cared for.)
But he knows it isnât forever. Because of course Stiles is smart enough to know what he really deserves, Stiles sees his own worth. Of course Stiles sees that he needs to leave this life, tjat there is someone better for him, a lofe worth leaving far away.
And of course he realises this when they are captured, kidnapped one particularly ordinary evening before they could even reach the front door of the renovated Hale house.
The Harpies grab them, claws out, scratching and vying for blood. But they donâtkill them. They are being used by ...hunters... to catch Derek and Stiles just happens to be mixed up in it, because the Harpies followdd him home because of Derekâs scent.
Stiles isnât hapoy about it and he continues to be thoroughly pissed when they get locked up in two separate cages. Derek, tied up and chained whilst Stiles is tied up by ... ropes.
The harpies leave them to get thw hunters and Stiles doesnât even have the energy to rant. Of course Derek senses his anger, his sadness, his disappointment and he fears that Stiles has had enough of this. Stiles goes on to rant about how fucking indecent it is to be kidanpped and how he wants a normal life, not understanding the turnoil that is in Derekâs heart right now.
Stiles is still ranting when Derek makes the decison that Stiles needs to be cut off. And he begins the most uncomfortable break up. Stiles is confused at first, not understanding until Derek aays he deserves a life without him, without all this sounding heartbroken as fuck.
Stiles just samtares and then he gets mad that Derek is breaking up with him. They have a likg argument that Derek doesnât control his life and hor Stiles needs to realise that he could get hurt and that he can walk away. And Stiles is like what the fuck, why would I and Derek gets frustrated and just makes an aborted lame ass attempt, unable to keep arguing because Stiles sees through his bullshit and just says, âyou clearly donât like this anymore.â
And Stiles just remembers complaining about it more than often and then reams into Derek about how he had something planned. Then he produces a fucking ring from his pocket, throws it at Derek and turns away saying, good to know you donât want me anymore.
Derek just stares at the box with wide eyes and is speechless for a while until he smells the staring saltiness of a tear and is jolted to see Stiles, looking away , fists clenched and really upset (i mean, he wanted to propse and D ber pushed him away.)
So Derek somehow works himslef out ohe chains. Its lid its noisy but its epic. He breaks through Stiles s cage and then smooches the hell out of Stiles, and gives him the box. Stiles confused gives him a look until Derek says heâs tired of the supernatural bullshit and he isnât saying yes in a harpy cage.
Stiles sees that for the out it is and kisses him back, kind of shly and goofily and tells him not to decide for him ever again. He wants to be here, all the time, all the ways, anyway he can be there.
They break out of the harpies cage, they fight a few hunters, escape, ditch the loft for a bit and hide out in a good night spot to see the stars. As stiles heals and Derek draws his pain, Stiles says that this is his favorite part of the whole she bang. That the sup stuff is bad but its momenta like these when everything seems worth it.
Derek says he enjoys it too. And Stiles aays as casually as you please that its a perfect proposal place. Derek rolls his eyes but doesnât object so Stles starts taking the piss until Derek starts getting impatient and tells him to hurry up and ask him already.
Stiles realiing that its actually happening oh shit, gets nervous, says some hard core embarrassing shit about love and then puts the ring on. Derek mauls him, jumps on him and kisses Stiles.
Scott tracks them and finds them smooching, and immediately looks to Stiles for like... what happened eyes amd Stiles just yells,,, HE SAID YES!
So yeah..:
Me not writing good fan fiction because some characters in the fandom irritate me and it shows in my writing.
incorrect teen wolf 33/?
Pet Parent Sterek Prompt or Not!Fic
Okay, so here is how it begins. Derek wants kids obviously but he doesnât want kids with just anyone. He has this weird thing about not raising the kid alone, being brought up traditional and everything and heâs basically given up on finding someone to co-parent with him seeing as how his relationships are moo points.
So Laura and Cora get fed up with it and buy him a dog. Not just any dog, but like the most naughtiest dog ever. Wolfy doesnât keep still, likes breaking stuff, and his favourite thing in the world is escaping the house.
Everyday he has to go looking for him, finding him in the park or making trouble or with the police who find him wandering.
Then things start getting weirder when Wolfy starts showing up with the same random ball, a new collar and stops getting reported to the police. Derek is pretty sure he found himself a new owner.
He secures his hiuse even further and beats the dog at its own game (... Coraâs words not his... ). But a detour in the park confirms his suspicions when he sees missing posters of his own dog.
He meets Stiles putting up the posters and heâs like, âthats my dog.â
And basically because Stiles is a little shit, he basically outlines why Derek is a terrible owner and threatens to take him to court for the dog. (I like the whole moral ambiguity aspect in people, and I tend to make everyone villains in my stories). Stiles basically blackmails Derek into co owning the dog.
Its a bit weird at first, since Stiles is a college student and took the afternoon classes (because he has heard the stories about morning classes). So he spends the morning with Wolfy, Derek comes over to his apartment and they walk to his college with Wolfy then Derek leaves to spend time with Wolfy.
In the evenings its agreed that they alternate who spends the nights with him. Lines gets blurred and the parents soon find themselves hanging out together more and more. Stiles transforms from the evil college kid to this funny, smart, pretty great guy and soon Derek has a crush.
They go through Wolfyâs big moments. Like his getting sick period (which was a big scare, Stiles cried and everything, Derek had tears). And also discovering just how much of a girl Wolfy is when she gets pregnant. They give the kids up for adoption (another crying moment). They have this genius idea to combine funds and treat Wolfy to a spa day. The list is endless.
They start dating bit by bit, their dates first starting out as being with Wolfy then changing to being together.
The end is basically three years later. Stiles after moving in and all that, starting to hint that maybe he wants kids, with the adoption papers and everything.
Derek comes hom to find Stiles being nervous. When he asks Stiles just shrugs and tries to play it off and then blurts out how he wants to have kids with Derek and how Derek would be sich a good father and how heâs been thinking about it ever since he met Wolfy and Derek.
Its all very sweet.
The Drive
A short little excerpt Iâm trying out for Sterek Season.
âThe drive, Stiles,â Derek grits out, hand stretched.
âRelax dude,â Stiles tries again, trying to put in in his backpocket. âLook, Iâll take it home and Iâll give it to you tomorrow morning. Donât even sweat it.â
âGive. Me. The. Drive. Stiles,â Derek looks positively mad, face already turning red. Stiles swallows knowing its a lost cause and hands it over, shoulders slumping in defeat.
Derek shoots him one last glare before walking out of the building. In less than ten minutes, he can already hear him unlock the Camaro.
Stiles was screwed before. Now he is so fucked.
Looking at his backpack one more time, he bites his lip and groans. âAlright then. One more time.â
Thats how he finds himself later at Derek Haleâs house, cowering underneath the bushes, dressed to his nines in black tights, a ski mask and a black t-shirt with the letter W in gold letters.
He seriously needed to invest in a better suit for Wingman. Should he say it louder so that Tony Stark can hear him from the grave?
You die, and your favorite character is waiting for you on the other side. Turns out they heard everything youâve ever âtoldâ them: your secrets, random thoughts meant for them, how theyâve helped you, their words you referenced daily⊠And that youâre in love with them.
âNo,â I say, mouth agape in horror.
Derek Hale sighs, looking away briefly before his hazel eyes dart back to me. He nods again, mouth set in a serious line and says, âIts okay. You didnât know.â
I ignore that, choosing to sink down to the.. the... nothingness? The Afterlife is a bit of a weird place. For some reason its just the two of us floating in white nothingness, with nothing around us for miles. Sometimes a low sound can be heard, a low muttering that I cannot distinguish. But other than that, its just our voices, incredibly loud in the absence of others.
âOh my god,â I moan, hiding my face into my hands. Iâm aware of Derek who keeps shifting side to side, not sure of what to do. Just exactly as I wrote him. All those years ago, when I was going through my fanfic phase. âSo everything I posted on the archive?!â
Derek looks uncomfortable. âAnd the drafts too.â
âFuck,â I say softly, then I remember all the smut that I was too embarrassed to post after my brother subscribed to me. Louder I say, âFuuuuck.â
Y/N. Except its not Y/N, its not even a pseudonym, its just my freaking name and backstory poured all over those drafts. Swallowing loudly, âSo, just exactly how long have you been listening to me?â
Derek Hale shrugs. âI only came up here a month after the show ended, right when you started writing. Back then you kept it... innocent and I just had to go through your twisted matchmaking with Stiles. I couldnât even make out what was happening because you mostly outlined. You never really wrote anything but then one day you finished a short story and,â he made a gesture with his hand, âhistory.â
âI donât get it.â I say. âWhy me?â
âI only appear to you as the Derek Hale you made in your mind, with the many backstories and backgrounds. Iâm Captain Derek and the same time Iâm also Sherrif Hale.â
I smirked remembering a post. âQueen Derika.â
Derek smiled too. âI hated that.â
âI wrote that you hated that.â
*and Iâm bad at endings.â
Sterek Immortal Prompt
Derek Hale isnât a werewolf. But he is something supernatural. An immortal being, heâs been living for 300 years.
At first it was scary. The first time he had discovered his immortality was when his wife Kate Argent burned down his home, killing his family but living him alive.
Then after living for years without aging, he had directed his stress towards going through every guy and girl in New York and LA.
But that had lost its flavour fast. So he had gotten married again, his wealth attracting gold diggers who did the job as a trophy wife and managed to keep him amused before the divorces or their deaths or something.
Bored again, he switches it up and returns to Beacon Hills years later and meets Stiles and falls in love. Stiles is exciting, thrilling and never boring. Stiles is also unsuccessfully trying to kill him.
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You can do what you want for Stiles. Make him a gold digger. Make him aware of what Derek is and heâs trying to kill him and save people.
End of the day, his games end up making him see Derekâs real personality and falls in love with him.
Sterek Superhero Prompt
Okay, so I got this really fluffy prompt from writing.prompt.s on Insta for anyone who needs this.
Stiles is in love with Derek, who also happens to be his fatherâs favourite deputy making him completely unavailable. Besides thereâs also the fact that Derek Hale is hot like burning and Stiles is ....not. (Except we know that he could get it.)
Desperate to get over his feelings, he focuses on helping Scott who is mooning over the new heroine in town, an archer named Archison who saved him once. Eager to at least let one of the Beanbag Boys (hehe) be lucky in the love department, Stiles dresses up as a supervillain and becomes Archissonâs mortal enemy, only agreeing to back off if she takes Scott out for a date.
Bonus if his supervillain name is Wingman.
Except the plan goes wrong, with the police getting involved and Deputy Hale making it his mission to beat the superhero for once in nabbing the bad guy. Which he almost does until he finds himself falling for the snarky, sarcastic, kind of funny supervillain whose tights should be a crime on its own...
Please can someone do this!!