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[phastinemoon]

Okay, consider this:

A fantasy world, where there’s all the standard fantasy world races (humans, elves, dwarves, goblins, etc) but nobody can agree who is which race!

One race calls the other’s dwarves, elves, and giants, for example - but the giants call the others dwarves, halflings, and gnomes; and the dwarves call the others elves, trolls and giants!

And the twist is that they’re all just really weird races of humans.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

current state of the internet is a FUCKING EMBARASSMENT. was chatting with my grandma bout the history of crochet and knitting (and the comparative ages of those respective technologies) and i was like "oh YEAH and also that ancient greek fiber art we partly figured out from chemically testing the scoured bleached pigments of stolen statuary (tumblr knows what im talking about)—gimme 30 seconds to look up the name."

5 minutes and 3 search-engines later i am crying tears of blood screaming spitting blubbering in despair as my grandma attempts to digitally pat me consolingly on the back. the library of alexandria didn't burn it was "restructured" to "increase shareholder profits"

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and i STILL CANNOT FIND THE TERM.

i am scouring the internet like the victorians scoured and destroyed all trace of joy and color from stolen relics for the LOST NAME OF THE ANCIENT PROCESS of textile-creation akin to knitting/crocheting/nålebinding that at least one academic/crafter used to recreate the leggings on this Glorious Motherfucker:

the google execs erased it. they bleached my bestie AGAIN from history...

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[maviyenot]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i love that salt and pepper come in a set. here is salt, a building block of humanity, one of the basic human tastes, essential to life on earth, absolutely fundamental.

and here's pepper. it's fine.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#at one point they were a throuple #and we don’t know who their third was #it haunts me #i NEED to know

[thememedaddy]

[importantcatpics]

more @importantcatpics

[thememedaddy]

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

Btw you should do this

[pukicho]

imagine being kind in 2026

[pukicho]

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

[animentality]

[phastinemoon]

When you just write extremely bizarre stuff that your readers aren’t really sure if there’s even a story, setting, or characters, but they vibe with it, anyway

[important-cat-pics]

[only-cat-memes]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

curious as to whether ao3 had an uptick in traffic yesterday...

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

delighted to learn there is an increase in ao3 traffic corresponding annually to christmas, thanksgiving etc. truly the "meaning of the holidays" is about reading porn to cope with being stuck indoors with relatives

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not my circus however the monkeys appear to be holding me hostage

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not my circus but i bought a ticket and now the monkeys are holding the audience members at gunpoint???

[phastinemoon]

American politics

[phastinemoon]

In the Pokémon world, they probably have furries that ARE Pokémon, the way we have Furries that are animal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wait so technically vampires are vegetarians

[yaoib0y]

op elaborate

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

blood is a non-meat animal product, like diary or eggs. that counts as vegetarian don't it

[erratic-meowmeow]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if a vampire only feeds on villagers it finds wandering around in a haunted forest or whatever, that counts as both eating local and free-range

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#well. it counts as eating locals

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

new alignment chart made out of the Most Common Replies to this post:

not vegetarian, blood counts as part of the meat

not vegetarian bc you have to harm/kill the animal (human) to get it (not sure how these people think blood drives work???)

maybe vegetarian but only if you don't kill the animal (human) to harvest the blood

BLOOD IS VEGAN if the donor provides consent

[messyspacespades]

So I decided to make a chart....