TRIP TO THE UPSIDE DOWN.

[madeinflorence]

[love-hurts-more-than-hell]

[fuck-that-shitx-deactivated2021]

[phazewalker]

scazzagrace

[phazewalker]

So I work at maccas, I'm just off training. But I've worked for a while. So when I'm at work I'll always have music stuck in my head. So... I'm really the opposite of quiet. To the point where my inside voice is loud as hell. So when I think I'm singing in my head. Yeah, so much for sharing is caring. But when I was at work this morning I started humming I want to break free. Then my initiator. Then my guy on product. Then my manager walked past. "What are you all doing?!" Initiator, product guy and myself: "I WANT TO BREAK FREE" *we stare at the manager* *Manager walks off* Initiator, product guy and myself: We start singing in cannon. Then the front counter person hears us and the baristas. So we keep singing and the barista comes back to back area and stares at us. We stare back and keep singing. Initiator, product guy and myself: "I WANT TO BREAK FREE FROM YOUR LIES, YOUR SO SELF SATISFIED" Barista interjects "I DONT NEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU" Needless to say I actually love the people I work with.

[thespoonmissioner]

[damnyourecontagious-deactivated]

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

[adolescentmoney-deactivated2017]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

[domdean]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

[falling-slowly-fading]

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

[phazewalker]

I've a pretty good Idea my darling.

[phazewalker]

It's so unnerving watching someone spiral into your bad habits.

[pathetic-chips]

EVERY TIME I WATCH IT, IT GETS FUNNIER.

HELP IM CRYING.

OH MY GOD.

[writingwife83-deactivated201512]

This needs another reblog…

[likingthistoomuch]

Reblogging for Mycroft and John

[phazewalker]

WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME I SEE IT

[shortvideosandstuff]

[keristraszas-deactivated2015081]

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

[intensetexts]

[phazewalker]

Truth.

[phazewalker]

Thank you all for being weird and quirky, without that. We'd all be boring.

[battlewithmentalhealth]

A really good explanation of BPD relationships.

[phazewalker]

Change to he and you have myself.

[4gifs]

[siphersaysstuff]

WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.

Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT.

[slumberblues]

C3PO YOU F*CKER

[mechcanuck-deactivated20200506]

I have a new favorite Star Wars moment.

[ironchancellorbismarck]

I love how the guy who opened the door is just like “it’s too late he was a dick any way no one will miss him I’ll just close this door”

[coolboystew]

[acceptvnce]

[holly-street]

omg 

[phazewalker]

Smoother than anything else.

[b4be-s-deactivated20200202]

i mean I guess

[phazewalker]

Tumblr.. Still the smoothest place on the planet.

[neogohann]

[sacredflames]

Hood shit

[idletriple]

Ocarina of Crime

[phazewalker]

The skyward deagle