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[swagpaws]

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

[verthanthi]

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

[asteroidtroglodyte]

X

Merry Christmas

[discodeerdiary]

From the makers of "this meeting could have been an email" we present: this universal moral dictum could have been a personal boundary

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

Listens to both of these back to back for 24 hours

[mere-technicality]

extremely amused by the implication that it takes 34 seconds to hypnotize someone into being autistic and 24x that to reverse it

[trickaprilon]

[sleepy-bebby]

[prinnay]

citrine

[wordcubed]

People being mean to me is:

[best-blurst-of-times]

"Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them and now it’s a sensitive subject."

[antinegationism]

There is only one gender, and it’s called America. 

[trapped--under--rice]

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

This is so American I could CRY

[background-boy]

I’ve been showing up to these for a few years and one time jay leno showed up and drove a bed car my dad made

A few highlight cars that I see I’ve seen in person:

Wonderbread van

Road Urchin

The Kim Jon Elantra, I couldn’t find a better pic sorry

Team Dickass, named after a real chinese aftermarket parts company

You mad bro?

A car that’s swapping its own engine (which jay leno drove)

Supposedly the burgertime hotdog

A truck hauling the race team’s other car

And finally...

The scwartzmobile, that head spouts one-liners almost consantly

Lemons is so great and so goddamn american

[rationalists-out-of-context]

apparently glasses wearers are less likely to get covid

clearly the technical term for this is “nerd immunity”

[ecc-poetry]

“La sirena y el pescador,” Elisa Chavez.

Hey all! This poem is part of my chapbook Miss Translated, which I produced in a limited run as Town Hall Seattle’s Spring 2017 artist-in-residence. The main conceit behind this work is that to accurately portray my relationship with Spanish, I have to explore the pain and ambiguity of not speaking the language of my grandparents and ancestors. As a result, these poems are bilingual … sort of. Each one is translated into English incorrectly.

The poems I produced have secrets, horrific twists, emotional rants, and confessions hiding in the Spanish. It’s my hope that people can appreciate them regardless of their level of Spanish proficiency.

UPDATE: Although there are no more copies of my original Miss Translated chapbook from 2017, you CAN now acquire this work for your very own self in the form of a pay-what-you-will chapbook on Smashwords!

Read more about Miss Translated: A Benefit for the New Sanctuary Coalition.

[star-plasma]

Cancer, Gemini, Taurus & Aries ✨🔮

[nickandros]

having a normal one in the group chat today

[misanthropymademe]

Bevvy should do this for all the MLM bigshots

[rvexillology]

[katphilbin]

“Three Crow Girls Plot the Destruction of the World”

[garmbreak1]

this is easily in the top 10 worst infographics i have ever seen

[thecollectibles]

Art by Liu Qing