dis is doge life

doge cool such awesome much glasses doktor wo oo scary

[governmentsecret]

Government Secret #362

The only thing Ducks think about is murder

[dutchstore]

A bad time to accidentally turn on music 😂 by Brandon Bowen

[aeropoetate]

haha what the literal ungodly fuck is this

[factsnfunnypics]

Only reasonable way to measure snow

[unchange]

bananas do not have a consistent length and therefore are not a practical measuring utility. 3/10 from the science side of tumblr

[aeropoetate]

• Small capital letter • Missing dot at the end • Dismissing the commonly spread unit of measurement, that is a banana

2/10 Science side of Tumblr fails to prove a point, the banana is still a valid unit of measurement.

[versaceslut]

[aeropoetate]

philosophicaldoge prepare yourself

[philosophicaldoge]

free glitter is good glitter in my opinion

[pdlcomics]

Hella fake

[chapstyk]

[philosophicaldoge]

bae cought me sleepin'

[sludgebat]

[cronusamporaofficial]

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

[sludgebat]

[stabble1234]

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

[sludgebat]

[lettucetherapist-blog-deactivat]

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

[sludgebat]

[alonelyangel6-blog]

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

[sludgebat]

[khajittink]

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

[sludgebat]

[thighrabanks]

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

[iswearimnotadumbblonde]

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

[vvntheshort-deactivated20220320]

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

[yunagyaru-deactivated20211230]

im going to be this father

[aeropoetate]

props to this dude still doing it whilst missing a leg.

[philosophicaldoge]

shh, this is tumblr, people here find it offensive for some reason.

[skyrimconfessionss]

"After I killed Ulfric on my first playthrough, I stripped him naked, put on his clothes, and ran around Windhelm singing a bad parody of Thrift Shop."

skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com

- Image credit: [x]

[eymo]

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

[aeropoetate]

I mean… Three goats for someone that wears a bra? Like, i think 2 is more fitting

[bombing]

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

[officialunitedstates]

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

[aeropoetate]

How dare yee teach during the summer

[iberias-deactivated20170811]

[philosophicaldoge]

well you're not a fucking bench

[discolor3d]

[philosophicaldoge]

1999 i breathed for the first time, i regret it now, it has become a bad habbit.

[aeropoetate]

1999 i looked at things for the first time. It has become a bad habit and i regret it

[discolor3d]

[philosophicaldoge]

1999 i breathed for the first time, i regret it now, it has become a bad habbit.

[eilee-nova]

[rumaljumal]

Really meaningful

[rumaljumal]

Really meaningful

[philosophicaldoge]

Actually a skilled sailor would be smart enough to take the smooth seas

[aeropoetate]

can apple computers like… . ….u know.……not be $1,000

You could just get something thats not crap for like 400$ or 500$

[dirrty-pop]

In Loving Memory of Robin Williams / En Memoria de Robin Williams ♥

http://dirrty-pop.tumblr.com/

[comic-view]

Not comic related, but this man will be surely missed