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Hey!

Friendly reminder that I don’t use this blog anymore! Follow my new one @amazingplanets <3

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Important Announcement (please read!)

I’ve been really hesitant to make this post, but this is upsetting me too much to leave it alone. I took a break from tumblr for about two months early last year, and ever since then most of my followers have been inactive. I’m leaving this blog and have a new one to start fresh. It’s @dull-entropy. I’ll be posting about Dan and Phil most of the time, but it’ll be more multi than this one was. 

I’d appreciate if you followed my new blog <3 This is my last post on this one and I’m feeling really bittersweet about this whole thing, ahaha, but it’s better than getting less than ten notes on posts. 

Please feel free to message me on @dull-entropy :) I love you all more than I can express, and thank you so much for 1.9k <3 I hope to talk to all of you more in the future

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i’m almost to 2k but all of my posts flop and hardly any of my followers are active

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honestly thinking about moving blogs so my followers won’t be so inactive,,,

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i’m almost to 2k but all of my posts flop and hardly any of my followers are active

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phils-succulent > dullentropy

please reblog to spread the word!

i still post dnp i just want a more inclusive username that gives me more freedom

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may be changing my username soon!! please don’t unfollow!! :/ i still post dan and phil lmao i-

[formless-blobs]

the funnel is missing

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w- what funnel ???

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don’t worry about it :)

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the funnel is missing

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w- what funnel ???

[thetomska]

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

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hi!! idk how to ask w/o sounding like a brat rat but i was wondering your sexuality? ive followed for a bit but im bi g dumb

pretty much bi/pan but i prefer not to use labels :)

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why did no one tell me oreos are 53 calories PER COOKIE

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he says hi

[sailorbrazil]

dress code to my funeral

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dan and phil could announce their weddings and these phantis would say it’s for tax benefits

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friendly reminder that dnp have matching track suits

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

[jollygreengiantdick]

[luischocolatier]

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

W-what????????’

[captainlordauditor]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

[anotherhawk]

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

[jame7t]

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked