that wasn't very punk rock of you

I like things. And stuff.

[severalowls]

Soup should be a human right. In the heart of every town there should be a big pot of soup and you can help yourself. And if anybody meddles with the soup... well. the answer should be obvious.

[herrashmoo]

[tordenvejr]

lay out intentions like paving of ease in future moments. “i’m gonna have fun in class tomorrow”, “when i go for a walk i’m gonna see so many beautiful things”, “i’m gonna have the most cozy night tonight”, “i’m gonna be very present with my friend on wednesday”, etc. see how easily the moment adapts. it’s like a little spell to set yourself up for goodness

[aanau]

can you believe that upon hearing that phoebe is “pregnant” and that the father is no present, joey tribbiani proposed to her as a friend to help her so she wouldn’t be a single mom? we stan joseph tribbiani. 

[bogleech]

horror stories I think mermaids would make up to scare other mermaids:

There’s a pelican so huge you can’t possibly dive down far enough to evade its beak

If you get bitten by a deep-sea shark when it comes up to the surface to die, you’ll transform into one and have to live in the abyss

Hagfish can fill up a dead mermaid, make it look alive and use it to trick you

A mysterious mermaid wanders at night waiting to startle you with the horrible crustacean in her mouth. If you flinch, she steals your tongue and leaves the creature in its place.

You might think you’ve made a nice new friend who just doesn’t talk much until she grabs you with her metal hook hands and drags you away on an invisible line to get eaten by land people

If you eat too many jellyfish, one might turn out to be a vengeful jellyfish ghost that will only choke you to death from the inside*

*this one is real because it’s a plastic bag

[timotaychalamet]

me @ myself: have some pasta and maybe you’ll settle down a little

[zodiacspot]

[catchymemes]

[gunpowder-gemini]

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

[redballpointpen-deactivated2022]

@secrettunnelyeah heres ur present for my bday no receipt u cant return it 

[flakyseasalt-deactivated2020102]

im all about crone feminism. feminism thats all about being bitter and old and living in a bog, swamp, or forest. all bout cursing all the men that dare to come near.

[elsodex]

[horrorofthebeast]

I lay this card face down on your dash

I end my turn

[lamb-of-dog-activated66642069]

got any sevens?

[horrorofthebeast]

Go fish

[lamb-of-dog-activated66642069]

[mirthfulcrier]

@brotoasty

[bokumuteki]

i forgot how to hold a pen :)

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[pizzahutasuka]

This joke expires in 2 days folks

[siguun]

With a pleasure sweetheart! @thelesyeword ❤ I hope this helps, but if you still have questions about the boobies, just let me know!

[norisus]

Since I drew a chubby little eevee I felt like I had to make a pikachu to match

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

Original work made by k0an and remade in 8-bit architecture pixel art by me

[philyosophy]

someone talk to me

[chongoblog]

Cracking open a cold and broken hallelujah