Nova

Butts. Big butts.

[solardrake]

[solardrake]

this is about snow totals not cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melia-antifa-archive-deactivate]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Older home obstacle course with zigzag stairs & doors.

via fb

[frigbob]

Frisbee eating an algae tab then remembering she’s a carnivore

[tahook-deactivated20190526]

For the love of god please tell Frisbee I love her

[theweirdwideweb]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

they’re known for eating insects. insects aren’t plants

[theweirdwideweb]

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

You probably saved everyone in that coffe shop from a terrible yet whimsical death

[kate-komics]

Sooo, ya girl is hyper fixating on another man…

….again.

[thoodleoo]

purchased a sans undertale plush for my classroom and i've been torturing my students by pretending i don't know who he is

[thoodleoo]

the look of pain on their faces when i tell them his name is sam is worth every dollar i spent on him

[theholetour]

Can we please start having the conversation around how not dating in your teenage/formative years can fuck with your self esteem

[theholetour]

Like when everyone around you is getting in relationshsips and you’re not you start to assume something is wrong with you, and as more time goes on you think you’re running out of time and if and when you do get into a relationship you feel like you’re playing catch up and might run the risk of getting to clingy too fast because you aren’t used to that type of attention

[phinova]

Funny enough I’ve BEEN in relationships and I’m still this exact same way, just ask my partner, I’m hella clingy LOL

[lvd2]

holy trinity

[murdockquills]

THE RETURN OF THE KING…..

[nicollekidman]

he can not see

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[mod2amaryllis]

[slowspinningredemption]

wild to think about the fact that, right now, as you read this, there’s a fandom server on discord having drama the likes of which we could not even fathom

[liqr-ish-deactivated20240127]

DC comics culture is watching fifteen thousand different versions of Batman’s parents’ murders and his subsequent gritty and dark descent into vigilantism when all you want is fifteen minutes of him interacting with his seven and a half adopted children in an even vaguely healthy way

[theoppositeofadults]

i’m………

[team5ds]

we gotta start being meaner to customers and retire “the customer is always right”

[littlegoythings]

NYPD arrests woman who told Jewish siblings: 'Hitler should have killed you all' - Jewish Telegraphic Agency

Christina Darling, 21, is facing hate crime charges.

[whosplayerthree]

She also said “ I’ll kill you and know where you live.”, and came back to the children (ages 8, 7, and 2) to spit directly in the older one’s face when he responded that he would protect his little sisters.

[ariel-s-awesome]

The petition mentioned in the article to get her, an education major, expelled for hate crimes against Jewish children:

Sign the Petition

Expel Christina Marie Darling from St. Francis College after Anti-Semitic Attack

[duncebento]

notice how shes 21…..now check ur rhetoric about how violent bigots are dying out

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]