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[dogpuppy]

[dreadwedge]

how pets are named

Holly -> Hollywood -> L.A. -> Los Angeles -> Angel -> Snow Angel -> Snowgirl -> Frosty the Snowgirl -> Frosty -> Ice Cream -> Soft Serve -> Little Softy -> Microsoft -> Microsoft Word -> MS Word -> Miss Word -> Miss W -> Mrs. Dubya -> Mrs. George W. Bush -> Mrs. Bush -> Mrs. Busch's Baked Beans -> Mrs. Beans -> Mrs. Mr. Bean -> Mistress Beans (in a British accent) -> Beans On Toast -> B.O.T. -> Bot -> Botulism -> Botulizzy -> Lizzy -> Big Lizzy -> Large Lizard -> L.L. -> LL Bean -> Mrs. Large Lizard Bean -> Mrs Large Lizard Beans On Toast W. Bush the Snowgirl -> Girl

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[thedman0310]

Sick as fuck evil skeleton

[furryprovocateur]

squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

[dogpuppy]

[rockabillywife]

Is it because I was loutish

[iphigeniacomplex]

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[segamascott]

[threedollarsdotcom]

not my wallet not my dollars

[taravangians-storming-balls]

In a perfect world moash killing people like leyten would serve to show how emotionally impactful every singer killed by someone in bridge four was to the singer who loved them. instead of "wow look at that guy who is uniquely evil, unlike our good and pure main characters"

[just-sans-things]

i went to taco bell today and laid my peepers on the bajabeast that they get the teal soda from. needless to say i bit that thing like a dracula and brother i started sucking

[saintskeptic]

Mulder will be trapped in a train car with a bomb and an assassin and still thinking of lines to amuse Scully

[hard2begood1]

[dogpuppy]

[angelhive]

santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde