am i right, ladies?

you're all complicit in my shit sense of humour

[guerrillatech]

[bigger-rat]

Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)

[reddus-sideblog]

She’s winding up to slap his ass

[guerrillatech]

[toastbutteregg]

[tearlessrain]

alpha bros will always pick lions and wolves to superimpose their "I'm so badass I need no one" memes on as if those aren't the two animals most famous for having a buddy system and excellent group cooperation.

[tearlessrain]

biologically accurate lion memes should be a thing I think

[tendergothic]

[pictures-of-dogs]

pov you are a fish or perhaps a berry

[thecaduceusclay]

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

[astraldemise]

dishwasher coffee pot thing from robots (2005) my beloved

[romcommunist]

i cant believe i fell for that “look angry and upset and hope someone saves you” shit in high school! how boring! what an awful way to live! i want to be so warm that ppl are gently warmed when theyre around me

[romcommunist]

like a soup

[mystic-mousegirl]

like a soup

[deaddolin]

literally a PERFECT video

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[jumpingjacktrash]

unmute this

[areyouahauntedpotato]

I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes

[adhdontkn0w-deactivated20191230]

ADHD: *puts off doing small but necessary tasks for weeks on end because they just seem too haaaaaaard*

also ADHD: *drops everything and spends 14 hours straight doing 150% of an unnecessary and highly-involved task that no one asked for without taking a single break to eat or pee*

[thehonorablereverendfish]

Folding clothes: Nooooo too haaaaaard.

Alphebetizing and Categorizing a Filk Binder: Yes. I will spend my whole day on this.

[emerald-studies]

“The most disrespected person in America is the Black Woman. The most unprotected person in America is the Black Woman. The most neglected person in America is the Black Woman.”

-Malcolm X (1962)

(Originally made on insta by @michaelabalogun)

[Multiple people have pointed out that the Sojourner Truth speech isn’t accurate. Interesting none of you bother recommending other resources to spread awareness of what it’s like to be a Black Woman while you are pulling attention away from the main point–Black Women need to be recognized. If you have such a problem with how accurate the speech is, just know I looked into it and apparently she approved the second version which also expresses how she’s feeling. Let’s move on or pm me and I can list some alternatives if it’s weighing on your mind.]

[myspacebabe2007-deactivated2021]

Good Night 2 all My Horse Girls. Gays. Bimbos. Bisexuals. Manic depwessives. Maxxinistas. Drug addicts. Jocks. Stem gals. Piss fetishists & last but not least..... sluts xoxoxo

[solarsyrup]

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

[solarsyrup]

*godfather voice* you disrespec me... and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria... vinny, hit her with da sticky hand

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

[welpnotagain]

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

[valtsv]