PastaPastaPasta

[hazznothere]

be right back

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[pkpkhnttmi]

things your boyfriend says to you out of nowhere like it's nothing while you take 10 billion points of damage

[hungwy]

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

[wowhead]

[rydart]

*Dramatic gasp* Nah but jealous Senku lives rent free in my head

[neuroid]

[nanometrosengen]

meu deus do ceu eu vivo e morro por eles

[godnonon]

A crossover of Spy x Family and Batman I made by photoshopping different panels together. I hope you enjoy

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[werewolfetone]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[werewolfetone]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[lesbyterianchurch]

It’s that month again folks! Happy February.

[rydart]

*Dramatic gasp* Nah but jealous Senku lives rent free in my head

[rydart]

The brats are fighting again

[hearker]

@megacarapa !!!!

[keekipei]

Commission me on VGen💚

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[meme-lord-santa]

❤ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Astrophotographer, in Idaho, captures falling meteor fireball.

[insufficiently-advanced]

i beg your FUCKING pardon

[appraisedtiktoks]

[ip2lb]

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

It’s very important to know that when he runs into the fridge, the ceiling light turns on