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@phlllip
Minigames (3/24)
“Not bad!”
Level up! 10 → 12! (250/300) EXP Earned: 600 EXP Profits: 38,865G Expenses: 4,600G
Old Balance: 5,872G New Balance: 40,137G New Inventory: 1 Little Golem (Baxter)
Phillip earned 53 points for Arcadia! (38,865G earned, two monsters defeated, and one tamed)
@gun-nun | @phlllip Word Count: 13,247
… .It’s all ogre now.
Thank god. 15 points to Arcadia! Also, 3 Activity Points to you, lovelies~
Level up! 9 → 10! (150/200) EXP Earned: 300 EXP
Phillip became LEVEL 10! (EXP TO NEXT LEVEL: 150/200) Stat Changes: +3 M.ATK, +7 SPD Proof: Link
HP - 10
MP - 19
ATK - 33
DEF - 4
M.ATK - 23 → 26
M.DEF - 5
SPD - 53 → 60
Founding Celebration Dance
Who said farmers couldn’t dress up nicely, too?
Activity Check (3/16)
[-0G] For living in a house.
[-2,000G] Commuter’s Pass for working at a Leudan business.
[+2,000G] For being the boss at Goldenacre Farm.
[+1,000G] For being the owner of Goldenacre Farm.
[+1,000G] For working at Barley’s Animal Shop part-time.
[+1,000G] For working at Paws to Palm Pet Hospital part-time.
Total: +3,000G
Old Balance: 2,872G New Balance: 5,872G
Nunya Services 2 : Electric BUGALOO
Let’s face it. Aurelia’s a broke ass bitch. From her terrible spending habits, and the desire to still purchase for some m o r e stalls to support- she figured might as well do something about it.
[x] Swear jar- (100g per curse word ) - Aurelia hands you a jar to shout out your favorite profanity words. So as long as you pay the price, you can feel free to keep swearing. Don’t worry, she won’t tell. [x] Body Guard - (10,000g) - Don’t know why you’d need this, but if you want the TOURNEY’S champion winner to watch over you for a day- she’ll do it. Need someone to pass you some TP? Yeah, go ahead. Highly recommended by the most popular diva pop star, Lanna Elliott
[x] Piggyback rides - ( 500g ) - With that 100+ strength of hers, might as well carry you all over the stalls for a good five minutes. Carrying positions include, piggy back, princess, and potato sack. [x] Scary face - (500g) I make one hell of a face, tell someone to feck off- and probably make them drop their lunch money.
[x] Arm wrestling (1000g) - Do you ever wanna arm wrastle with a nun? Well here you go. We shall probably use the gods of Tatsu to determine who wins. Winner gets their money back and bragging rights I guess. (( Do this three times )) [ t!choose Aurelia | you | Aurelia | you | Aurelia | tie | Aurelia ]
“Yo, Scarlet!” Upon noticing the familiar redhead from afar, Phillip made a large wave with his arm as he approached her stall. “I see you’re back to business again! How about a rematch to settle our score once and for all?” As he stuffed his hand into his pocket and pulled out a few pieces of gold to hand over, he gave the nun a mischievous wink. “I’ll have you know that I’ve been training pre~tty hard since our last battle.”
[-1,000G] For purchasing one arm wrestle match
Old Balance: 3,872G New Balance: 2,872G
✿ Minori’s Booth
Though the size of her stall was far from impressive, Minori had felt rather proud of the setup she managed to complete. It was her first time trying anything like this on her own, and so far, everything was right in order. Now, if she could only remember all the tips from her customer service handbook…
Noticing someone approaching her stall, Minori gave the person a small nod in acknowledgement as she mustered up a polite smile. “W-welcome! Please, take your time.”
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Phillip waved at the brunette as he walked up to her stall, offering a bright, friendly smile. “I’d like to take one of those sheep and a framed Forget-me-not with me, please!”
[-700G] For purchasing one Sheep Cake and one framed Forget-me-not
Old Balance: 4,572G New Balance: 3,872G
Purchases
[-3,600G] For buying 6 Recovery Potions | @crystalball-predictions
New Balance: 8,172G Old Balance: 4,572G
[The Sh*t shop ]
[ Music being played in the background ]
Despite feeling like DEATH, Elliot manages to bring himself to smile to sell some of his…junk, ….crap….shit. Because Ann was clever to take the namesake of Crap, he supposed shit will do. Except he had to censor the title in case parents be staring. “Welcome, how may I help you!” God, he wanted to DIE. But hey, being a shopkeeper was in his blood, right?
PUYO PUYO x 4 - [10,000G] - Everybody loves K*RBY, he’s a pal and a friend to everybody! They are really great to hold late at night, to remind you you aren’t alone….and if bullies get you down, remember to eat them! Comes in three sizes. The big and the smol, the heart, and THE VERY BIG.
Assorted Stickers x 5 - [500G] - Everybody loves stickers! You can place them anywhere! In a book, or a window, or even your face! Careful though, these aren’t meant to be ingested. [x], [x], [x], [x], [x], [x]
Action Anime Waifu x 3 - [1,000G] - My waifu is better than yours. Discuss. I will fite you till the end of time. [x], [x], [x]
Yammy*gotchi x 5 [12,000G] - Nostalgia kicks in as you stare at this digital love child of yours. They eat, they sleep, they also shi– AHEM, anyways it comes in several different colors and types. I’ll even throw in some stickers with it too. ;) [x] [x] [x]
Assorted 90′s junk goodie bag x 5 [4,444 G] - You’ll never know what will hit ya! It’s kinda neat to see what kind of crap you will get, heh. (I will use the Tatsu gods to see what you shall receive heheh ) [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x]
[ Check out some under the table deals bro]
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Phillip never really considered himself a gamer of sorts (and with farming, who even had the time?), but the unusual display of wares this booth had immediately snagged his attention. Especially the large plush toy of the pink thing. Whatever it was, Phil knew he wanted, no, needed it.
After taking a quick look around to see if he could find anything else of interest, he begun to walk up to the vendor behind the stall. “Hey, I’d like to take these with me,” Phillip said as piled up his items of choice onto the counter as nonchalantly as possible. There wasn’t anything to be embarrassed about, but he had a feeling that he didn’t want to be seen in this booth by anyone he knew. “So, how much will it be?”
[-21,944G] For purchasing a gigantic PUYO PUYO, a (yellow) Neko Nyan Nyan headset, and an assorted 90′s Junk Bag
Old Balance: 30,116G New Balance: 8,172G
🌻 Sunset Ranch Booth 🌻
[🐎] — The last few times she’s set up a booth for events, Georgia put a lot of focus into the pet side of her business. While advertisement for Barley’s and more awareness towards pet adoptions were great, she wanted to show people the greatness of her horse ranch as well.
And even show them a bit of the passions she pursued in her personal life. Thanks to her tendency for highly emotional responses and gross overreaction, she was seen as a bit… intimidating, by some. Which, wasn’t untrue, but she was a lot nicer than that, too!
All Georgia ever wanted was to be better understood by others, and she thought this would be the perfect way to get that.
“Howdy! Just step right on up and take yourself a gander!” Georgia says with a grin, gesturing proudly to her booth. “If you’ve got any questions, you know where to find me~”
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"Hey, fancy meeting you here, Geeg!" The farmer's demeanor was exuberant as ever as he greeted Georgia with a wave of his hand, sauntering up to her booth with a bright smile. "Everything doing okay? If you ever need any help, you know you've got me to help out at any time. But aside from that-- wow! Looks like you've been real busy with all this stuff and whatnot. Did you make these cookies yourself? They're so you!" As he chattered up a storm, Phillip took brief glances over every wares on display, his energy reminiscent of a child entering a candy shop for the first time.
Eventually, his initial enthusiasm began to subside for a look of indecisiveness. The thing about liking everything was that, well, it was nearly impossible to pick something. "Hm, well... huh." He held his chin in thought as he pondered over his options, when suddenly, the perfect solution came to mind.
"... I'll just take one of everything!" Grinning, he pulled out his wallet and slid a heap of gold onto the counter. "Oh, and as for the horse, could you get me the chestnut one over there? She'd make a great addition to the farm!"
[-10,000G] For purchasing a Mystery Riceball, a Fruit Basket, a plate of Rodeo Sugar Cookies, a Knit Drawstring Bag, and one (chestnut) Horse, plus a 1,500G tip.
Old Balance: 40,116G New Balance: 30,116G
Violet’s Flower Booth
“H-Hello…!” Violet greeted with a smile, “U-Um…l-let me know i-if you want t-to buy anything…!”
In front of her sat a very simple booth composing of several different flowers she grew in her apartment. They weren’t as good as the ones you could find at the flower store…but Violet was proud of them nonetheless. She enjoyed growing flowers, she didn’t mind that at all!
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“Hey, these are some pretty neat flowers!” Phillip remarked as he approached the booth, a pleasantly surprised smile gracing his features.
“I’d like to take one hydrangea jar in blue. Thanks!”
[-500G] For purchasing one Hydrangeas in a Jar
Old Balance: 40,616G New Balance: 40,116G
Minigames (3/3)
“That was a piece of cake!”
Level up! 8 → 9! (50/200) EXP Earned: 250 EXP Profits: 30,651G Expenses: 2,000G
Old Balance: 11,965G New Balance: 40,616G New Inventory: 1 Wooly (Butter)
A Couple of Broses
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.: ❀ — Today was Valentine’s day. To be honest, all that was on his mind was work during the morning. With no significant other, who was he going to gift? He didn’t bother with it. But work… All the last minute gifts people had for others… Ah, it was going to be messy. As if the last few days of work weren’t also hectic enough.
So when he came down into the living room to make breakfast for the both of them, Kamil was surprised when Phil approached him. … With a gift, hiding behind his back. It flustered him, his cheeks flushing as he just stood there a bit dumbfounded. Then he remembered that Phil was just… A nice person, so it probably meant nothing at all. The pink dusting of his cheeks faded as he retorted, “At least it’s not chocolate.”
“What is it, though? Did you make breakfast?” That was a joke. Phil can’t cook.
Kamil’s first guess had caught Phillip off guard as the both of them were fully aware that Phillip was hardly a decent cook (unless you counted his superb cup noodles, which were delicious, thanks, Kam). “Er, no-- wait, that was a joke, wasn’t it?” He huffed. “If you're just gonna make fun of me, then there’s no point in guessing. Here!”
Phillip raised his arms and thrust a blue rose in the florist’s direction, a hopeful yet nervous smile appearing on his face as he begun to scramble his brain for an appropriate explanation. “Um, you already know that I hardly know anything about flowers, but I figured that you’d at least find one nice to look at,” he said, rubbing the side of his neck with his free hand.
“... Do you like it?”
Activity Check (2/3)
[-0G] For living in a house.
[-2,000G] Commuter’s Pass for working at an Leudan business.
[+2,000G] For being the boss at Goldenacre Farm.
[+1,000G] For being the owner of Goldenacre Farm.
[+1,000G] For working at Barley’s Animal Shop part-time.
[+1,000G] For working at Paws to Palm Pet Hospital part-time.
Total: +3,000G
Old Balance: 8,965G New Balance: 11,965G
After his brutal defeat, Phillip wakes up to a warm greeting at his bedside.
@gun-nun
After his brutal defeat, Phillip wakes up to a warm greeting at his bedside.
Word Count: 2,640
Loosening Up
@starryeyedcowboy ♪
Phillip found himself sitting on a bar stool at the Moonlight Cafe after an especially long day at the farm. He had never been an excessive drinker, but when in desperate need of some relief, he would usually end up downing a few too many drinks in no time. Tonight had been no exception, and before he even realized, Phillip had already drank way beyond his limit-- the woozy effect of alcohol hitting him harder than ever.
Face flushed red, Phillip pointed a wobbly finger at the nearby bartender, who had also been subjected to his drunken talk up until this point. “And I’m tellin' you... farm work!? 'S way too damn much!” He slammed his empty glass onto the table, leaning over with a menacing scowl.
“Who’s got time for wakin' up at five in the mornin’ an’ carin’ 'bout crops!? Not, “ a hic, “not me!”
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Welcome to the Finals of the Pelago Winter Tournament! See the above picture for the full roster of combatants!
After a long tournament, three finalists have emerged. Aurelia, Kathy, and Lloyd will duke it out in a final battle to decide first, second, and third place! Who will come out on top? Who will go home with the healing bees? Will Chuu maintain her sanity RPing two people in one match? Stay tuned for the final battle of a lifetime!
For the final battle…the assigned arena type is…the Stone Field!
The deadline for this battle is March 1st. Happy fighting and may the best nerd win!
Yet another loss.
Phillip wasn’t about to start moping around anytime soon, but he had to admit that the taste of defeat was never easy to take. Especially not when he had been training pretty hard for the past month or so-- spending his free time trekking out in the Fugue Forest and studying relentlessly in order to sharpen his skills.
Still, it was hard to stay disappointed when he remembered what he did win. An unlikely friend out of a toughened nun, but a friend nonetheless. Her fiery hair and striking gold gaze left a lasting imprint on Phillip’s mind during his ride back home, who was left wanting for another chance to see her again.
Strangely enough, he had a feeling that the day would come sooner than he expected.
EXP Earned: 100 EXP Level up! 7 → 8! (0/200)
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[ PHILLIP and GEORGIA have sprung into battle! ]
– VS.
Battle Theme: ♫ Blue Skies ♫Battle Intro: Just because we’re friends doesn’t mean I’ll go easy on you. You better prepare yourself for a tough battle!Victory: Pffhaha– need some help getting up there? Defeat: O-ow, you really did know how to throw a punch…Taunt: How are you supposed to beat me when you can’t even reach this far?Reacting to Taunt: That was low, Geeg!Tie: Wow, I haven’t fought that hard in a while! Wanna go take a break?Perfect Victory: You okay, Geeg? I might’ve used a little too much force…Final Finisher: Sorry!
– CO-OP
Assist: You called? I’ll protect you no matter what!Georgia Down During Assist: Georgia, stay back! I’ll make sure they’ll pay!Using Item on Georgia: You need this more than I do!Healing/Buffing Georgia: I’m not going to lose you!Tag-Team Special: Together, we’re unstoppable!
