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troyfullbuster

Kingdom Hearts 1 Worlds/Scenery // troy7 & kingdomkeysora

adonischildsupportcase

specialty38-deactivated20200930

those is mcdonalds jeans?

ynfynytscrolltbh

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

lolt64

theres a hourse in the dirve through

arminsrealwaifu

My whole love life in a nutshell:

fuckyeahfushigiyugilovers

Apologies! I have long since neglected this page! 2020 was certainly a hectic year, but that didn’t stop me from buying a production cel of Tasuki complete with sketch! I put him in a custom frame and will eventually put the production sketch in a custom frame. It’s absolutely gorgeous and I love it!

-Admin K

swiftie13aya

“I’ve been spending the last eight months

thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end

But on a Wednesday in a cafe I watched it begin again…”

I love you @taylorswift ❤️

fullmetalfisting

In order to truly understand America, you must go to a Spirit Halloween set up inside of the closed-down ChuckE Cheese’s

fullmetalfisting

What the fuck is five nights at freddys I’m going to kill all of you

otherwindow

Paine’s backward sword swing is the coolest basic attack animation I’ve seen and I wish more rpgs would do this oh my god

crunchbuttsteak

If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

lookingforsarahjay

Oh man, are we talking about Snape wives?? I because every time I remember them I just have to stare off into the distance for a while.

crunchbuttsteak

I’d have three nickels.

merry-kuroo

What is a Snape Wife? Someone fill me in on all these Harry Potter cults 😂

iamthecraftmaster

Snape wives (or as they called themselves, Snapeists) were an online cult made mostly of middle-aged women who believed the following

Severus Snape is an omniscient, unkillable entity residing on the astral plane.

Snape is the one true god.

Snape possessed JKR to write the Harry Potter books, but she got several things wrong; most importantly Snape dying.

The spirit of Snape abandoned JKR because she wasn't good enough for him and created the Snapists instead.

Snape chose several Snapists that have a special connection with him to lead his religion.

Snapists can serve Snape by marrying him and becoming sister-wives (there was lots of debate on if they could have boyfriends/husbands other than Snape in the real world).

Snape contacts his followers who are worthy, both in dreams and by possessing real life people.

To be worthy of Snape, you need to be... basically a tradwife. Obey Snape in all things, never question him, don't be independent, be pretty, be thin, only have feminine hobbies, etc.

The snapewives wrote a crazy amount of fanfiction about Snape, both erotic and otherwise. Plus they had their own prayers, ceremonies, shrines... shit was wild. The whole religion fell apart when one of the leaders criticized Snape and was subsequently bullied out of the community and another decided that the one true god was actually Jethro Gibbs from NCIS.