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dogpuppy

frocio

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

frocio

iphisesque

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

frogcoded

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

putaemo-cional

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

frocio

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

criptochecca

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

fishbizkit

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though.

crazy-brazilian

regging

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

cpagliahater

Same with rape and SA. Like 80% of my female friends were seriously assaulted. I feel like it's more like oh wow you didn't get touched on?

#sadly true in my subjective experience #gotta give the feminists this one

nathanielthecurious

can’t believe I only just learned about the attested Gaulish word “marcosior” (< PCeltic *marko- ‘horse’ but as a passive verb in the desiderative or future) which means “I want to be ridden like a horse” and occurs in exactly the context you’re imagining

nathanielthecurious

that was fast. easy website

im seeing people fact-check this in the notes so i'll add that the full inscription is "marcosior maternia" and if you search that in google scholar you'll find lots of sources. it might not be true but it's definitely real, by which i mean that scholars don't know for sure what "marcosior maternia" means but this is a common interpretation. it's written on a spindle whorl (little weights that are used in spinning) and there's actually a lot of spindle whorls from roman gaul that have sort of amatory inscriptions on them, so they might have been gifts for lovers but it's not clear, but anyway a sexual meaning is perfectly expected for this type of object, and maternia looks like a woman's name in either the nominative or instrumental case, and marcosior looks like a passive verb related to the word for 'horse' in a desiderative or future form. so "i want to be ridden by maternia", "i will be ridden by maternia", and "maternia will be ridden" are some of the plausible interpretations.

also i didnt emphasize in the post just how fragmentary this language is. there's only a few hundred inscriptions in gaulish and theyre short. we dont know if there was an optative mood. but we do know how to say something about getting ridden by maternia

nathanielthecurious

someone in the notes writes asterix fanfiction but isn’t putting sexy spindle whorls in it. coward

chronophobica

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

alphabetizing-posts

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

howverychaotic

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

paleozoiccatboyblood

wyrm-town

dogpuppy

captain-price-returns

badassdemonsword-deactivated202

I hear the sound of a glass bottle gliding smoothly across a frozen lake. I say, "No, it can't be...". I look behind me. What i see is downright Aykroydian.