Death 2 Robots

Just too good to be true!

[gemlichbased]

[regging]

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

[cpagliahater]

Same with rape and SA. Like 80% of my female friends were seriously assaulted. I feel like it's more like oh wow you didn't get touched on?

[nathanielthecurious]

can’t believe I only just learned about the attested Gaulish word “marcosior” (< PCeltic *marko- ‘horse’ but as a passive verb in the desiderative or future) which means “I want to be ridden like a horse” and occurs in exactly the context you’re imagining

[nathanielthecurious]

that was fast. easy website

im seeing people fact-check this in the notes so i'll add that the full inscription is "marcosior maternia" and if you search that in google scholar you'll find lots of sources. it might not be true but it's definitely real, by which i mean that scholars don't know for sure what "marcosior maternia" means but this is a common interpretation. it's written on a spindle whorl (little weights that are used in spinning) and there's actually a lot of spindle whorls from roman gaul that have sort of amatory inscriptions on them, so they might have been gifts for lovers but it's not clear, but anyway a sexual meaning is perfectly expected for this type of object, and maternia looks like a woman's name in either the nominative or instrumental case, and marcosior looks like a passive verb related to the word for 'horse' in a desiderative or future form. so "i want to be ridden by maternia", "i will be ridden by maternia", and "maternia will be ridden" are some of the plausible interpretations.

also i didnt emphasize in the post just how fragmentary this language is. there's only a few hundred inscriptions in gaulish and theyre short. we dont know if there was an optative mood. but we do know how to say something about getting ridden by maternia

[nathanielthecurious]

someone in the notes writes asterix fanfiction but isn’t putting sexy spindle whorls in it. coward

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[paleozoiccatboyblood]

[wyrm-town]

[dogpuppy]

[captain-price-returns]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

I hear the sound of a glass bottle gliding smoothly across a frozen lake. I say, "No, it can't be...". I look behind me. What i see is downright Aykroydian.

[vinegarss]

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

[bootleg-black-marble]

[eatingmarkerz]

jarona guy

[comikbook]

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

[columboposting]

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

[thememedaddy]

[eric-coldfire]

Her fault for being so subtle honestly.

[markovchaingang]

Let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. your cousin, who will be at the "IRL meet-up event" this thanksgiving, has changed quite a bit and is "lowkirkenuinely" now a "pinkpilled" "foidmaxxer" and i'm asking you not to give her "spiked cortisol levels" about it

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pinniposting]

1 minute 22 seconds of polite seal enjoying fibsh