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phoenix. 33. video guy. foppish lad.

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i'm gonna be at magfest in a week

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i just figured you all should be aware of that.

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follow me on bsky btw: https://bsky.app/profile/phoenixisonline.bsky.social

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i'm gonna be at magfest in a week

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i just figured you all should be aware of that.

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i'm gonna be at magfest in a week

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PHOENIX'S FAVORITE SONGS OF 2025

GOES A LIL SOMEHTIN LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://phoenixisonline.carrd.co

2025 IS OVER!!!!!!! ITS DONE WITH!!!!!!! TEAR DOWN YOUR CALENDARS!!!!!!!!! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE REMAINING DAYS!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE CALLING IT!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway here's songs

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willem

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now that the whole world has finally (thankfully) turned against them, i feel no shame or hesitation in publicly admitting that that "Creature Comfort" song that Arcade Fire put out like a year or two pre-covid is straight up one of the worst fucking godawful things i've ever heard in my fucking life.:

imagine sincerely delivering lines like these over music that sounds like a half-baked LCD Soundsystem outtake. most insufferable self-congratulatory lyrics ever monotonously performed by a Canadian sex pest. song that gives me acid reflux. song that distends my intestines. awful awful song. Arcade Fire please quit music forever.

if this song somehow saved your life, that is wonderful to hear & i'm glad you're still with us, but just know i DO NOT respect your human rights & if i ever encounter you irl, i will not hesitate to drown you in the nearest lake like Bruce Willis in Glass given the first opportunity.

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happy 10 year anniversary to the time i almost got into an actual irl fight with none other than Chance the Rapper

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i can't believe it took a technocratic incel's swift descent into fascism in order to get me to actually start posting regularly on this fucking website again

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at minimum, like 90% of the world's problems would be solved overnight INSTANTANEOUSLY if people on a whole were more open to socially shitting the bed & completely fucking embarrassing themselves in front of others without letting it become a life event or some kinda origin story. it's okay to be embarrassing! we are INHERENTLY embarrassing! we all have massive existential anxiety!!! and we poop!!! from our butts, even!!!! and you're still worried more than anything about..... embarrassing yourself??? grow up, i beg you.

humans are repulsive ape creatures with disgusting biology. we are all embarrassments, all of us to the core, & i LOVE us for that.

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sollux tribute

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the shit i've been listening to lately

it's good for the soul https://phoenixisonline.carrd.co

i periodically update this playlist according to any change in my listening habits.... if u want some good tunes, This Is What U Fuckin Need Right Here. 😎 Enjoy That Shit.

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listening to Caroline Polachek & the sheer cyclonic gale-force power of the music has transported me into the titular twister from the movie Twister 🌪️

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king nookie

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Phoenix uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 280 films watched. Favorites: The Matrix (1999), Romeo + Juliet (1996), Network (19

to the horror & despair of everyone, i have been making a genuine concerted effort to log all the films i watch over on letterboxd

i'm allowed to have opinions!! and THOUGHTS!!! i am NOT a "film bro"!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGGGH

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rewatched a Lynch film earlier tonight & wrote a lil eulogy for the man

A ★★★★★ review of Wild at Heart (1990)

"If you are truly wild at heart, you'll fight for your dreams. Don't turn away from love, Sailor." i don't know why i immediately gravitated

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forgot to post about this when the year was ending but HERE'S A PLAYLIST of one really good song from each of my 25 favorite albums of 2024!!! wow!! submit to the enduring healing power of music!! now!! do it!! i am not asking!!!

One Song From Each Of My 25 FAVORITE ALBUMS OF 2024

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Phoenix’s profile

Phoenix uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 280 films watched. Favorites: The Matrix (1999), Romeo + Juliet (1996), Network (19

to the horror & despair of everyone, i have been making a genuine concerted effort to log all the films i watch over on letterboxd

i'm allowed to have opinions!! and THOUGHTS!!! i am NOT a "film bro"!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGGGH