PJC'S Clown Club

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Went to an antique store

This is my son.

He is clown.

He has bell.

I love him

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No because imagine you poor your heart out and adore a girl for years while the entire time she makes fun of you for being emotional and a crybaby before, right before ur wedding, she runs off with some rando flirt in peasants clothes covered in colorful diamond patches who's good at dancing 💔💔

(Pierrot)

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My classmate, confused and frightened:

"W-why are you covered in clown plushies-?"

me, offended & overjoyed, leaping back to my seat:

"BECAUSE I AM A CLOWN, I HAVE CONFETTI IN MY BLOOD AND LOVE IN MY HEART!"

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hear me out,

Bring back Shakespeare or Shakespeare references when asking ppl out

Ex.

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~Isabella & Lelio~

"Between the blossoms of pink and red,

In the stories I have read:

The two lovers loved,

They'd soon bewed,

But oh dear lover-

Those lovers loved loving

More than they loved eachother"

-PJC

Based off the characters Lelio and Isabella of Commedia Dell'arte, the Inamorati.

Art done on Pixilart by me, PJC!

(PJC [Phoibe-Le-Grande] on Pixilart!)

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So proud of myself rn

made this

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Guys I just threw this down on a Google dock because I write down daily quotes that I come up with on a journal thing and was thinking of Egyptian mythology

Does this count as a crisis??

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What's with the bullying theater kids thing

Like my good man and my lovely ladies,

That is a child who memorized twelve songs, three speeches, and twenty seven pages of lines MINIMUM

That kid just memorized the equivalent of the whole US constitution and did it with a smile on their face in front of two hundred people

They do not give enough fucks

To be embarrassed over the most eccentric fit you've ever crossed paths with

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"I refuse to abuse myself for your comfort.

Or your schedule.

You Can Wait."

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"Oh, like Shakespeare?"

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Okay, but when your making art and can't think of a good pose, particularly romantic, I highly recommend looking at the work of John Austen from The Adventures Of Harlequin:

look at that MOVEMENT