Eventually.

California-born Marylander, art major and professional procrastinator .......................................

[justiceleague]

[zhouxuns]

suddenly these moments make so much sense

[justeraaron]

Being a dad the right way

[thecommonchick]

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

awww

[silverhawk]

disney: in this live action mulan remake we’re getting rid of general li shang and replacing him with this new dude who doesnt like mulan until he finds out that shes a girl :))) also no songs

me: GENERAL LI SHANG LOVED MULAN AND PING AND WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY BI

[imaginesharrypotter]

[sixpenceee]

A very rare albino turtle.

[thedisdainfullysilentvisitor]

got a pink spot on his head

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[lsleofskye]

Happy fox fella 🦊 | kpunkka

[just-for-grins]

[cravings]

im screaming

[susielesbian]

you: birds aren’t that great

me: 

you: holy shit

[haelstorm]

me: i want to buy new books

the 10 unread books i bought last year, staring at me from my bookshelf:

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

in 2018, I wish you

better mental health

great looking skin

more energy

open-mindedness

healthy relationships

good dreams at night

success

delicious food

happiness

[imalreadymiserableatbest]

[ask-cloud-skipper]

[WHEEZE]

[catlips001]

Chaotic good.

[ask-cloud-skipper]

ITS COMIN BACK AROUND SO FAST

[candiikismet]

That’s what they get 😂😂😂😂

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

Lmfaoaoaoooo

[yassss-black-diaspora]

Me as a parent

[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

Amazing

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

[marvel-is-ruining-my-life]

Ryan Reynolds is officially my favorite person

[rootbeergoddess]

Ryan Reynold is a treat