ripp'n her @phucking-seabreeze - Tumblr Blog

Tags Guide + etc

re(d)blog - reblogs of others art/relevant posts involving RE

"red eye coded" - unrelated reblogs that i think could be somewhat applied to RE

red edge - contains humor that some might consider a bit too dark or irreverent, or otherwise stuff i think might approach the line

r18 - general adult content tag

stupidpost - jokes and other stupid posts

doodle - art thats simplistic and/or low-effort

shorthands:

"L", ✒️, 🍹 = Lisa

"J", 🧿, 🥃 = Jackson

JL, JxL, "seabreeze" = Jackson/Lisa

of course, please reach out if you'd like something tagged in the future!

me, the dedicated 2026 red eye fanfic writer when i have to write red eye fanfic:

#s/o to the others too but its a hard fight out here #wish i was in 2006 but i was only TWO YEARS OLD #stupidpost #ramble

imyourlittlechaos

Smoother than the L.A. weather, that's how he holds himself together / He is colder than the winter / Wrap my coat around to bear the cataract of his charm attack that leaves me hungry, well / I'm no savior, but I tried to save you

I underestimated how hard it would be to make a Red Eye moodboard, but I found the right song for it (one that I don't think I had heard in literally 25 years) and I was determined 🫠

the sad irish man from Red Eye

#just described murphy as this in a youtube comment and i thought my own joke was soooo funny i had to post it

langernameohnebedeutung

"I hate you, but at least you never lied to me" is a character dynamic i enjoy so much, it must be said

morbidlypunny

@phucking-seabreeze

#ah.......thank you follower for bringing this to my attention. im gonna cum #but no really this shit makes my brain explode and my heart go owwww #The reverse would apply to jackson.#“I love you but you can't stop lying to me”#mmm. yeagh #re(d)blog

jeanette6th

#PEAK ALERT!!! ABSOLUTE PEAK RED EYE CONTENT!!!!!!!#i should draw them as that one photo of the asian girl getting her cheek sucked #you know the one #re(d)blog

Get the actual FUCK out of here with your CORNY ASS CHATGPT AI SUMMARY of my fucking 2005 MOVIE FANFIC you SPAMMER BITCH i will KILL YOU !!!!!

This is actually so fucking painful to read. It makes my stupid bullshit noncon fanfic sound like some fucking booktok ass cliche romance novel LOL if I could beat my phone to death with my bare hands i would

#stupidpost #dude im so mad these ao3 bots wont leave me the fuck alone #dont contact this person btw if that isnt obvious enough #if anything report the accounts #BTW i didnt post AAN on tumblr for reasons but yeah its a fanfic and it Is There

I am so happy melania trump is being beaten to death by Funny Markiplier Blood Movie and Red Eye 2: Island Boogaloo

#in minecraft of course. pls dont come after me mr dondon im just a girl 🥺#stupidpost #ramble #I havent seen Send Help yet but i AM GOING TO!!!#if raimi doesnt do the most obvious reference we will riot

Forgot to post this TEEHEE I did this back in december, @rinasunny did her own and sent it to me ♡

(Original by @Gibb_Arts on twt I think)

#i actually love the jackson doodle i did for this #i captured the smug anime girl feel i was going for #btw the numbers next to sexuality correlate to the kinsey scale #i think more people should utilize it smh #doodle

WAIT I HAVENT POSTED SINCE LAST YEAR OH GOD OH FUCK

AND IVE ACTUALLY DONE SHIT SINCE THEN

#ramble

susiephone

the fact that Red Eye is one of my longest standing fannish obsessions is so funny because it's a standalone film that did fine but not great, that not that many people remember, whose conceit is centered around quite possibly the dumbest assassination plot in fiction

but cillian murphy and rachel mcadams have more than enough chemistry to sustain us, and so while the fandom is small, it's not dead.

phucking-seabreeze

This is the post that finally got me to realize how truly nonsensical it is to use a bazooka to launch a missile at a hotel room instead of just, like, getting a sniper......

its still peak cinema to me idgaf

#I wonder whose idea it was #metatextually i blame ellsworth oops #sounds like one of his ideas that craven didnt get to repaint #re(d)blog