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Hi I'm Kyle, and if you are following me you've hit rock bottom  

[computersloth-blog]

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

[drunkonschadenfreude]

i love it when video games give me meaningful dialogue choices that are going to influence the story

[chefpyro]

[deadsiteletsfite]

[spartanlocke]

[therighteousdude]

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[motherhenna]

adulthood be like

[batou]

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

[themadcapmathematician]

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

[valtsv]

majoring in: blood magic

minoring in: penis curse

[valtsv]

[loversdreamersandyou]

[thetrippytrip]

[beaniebabyoftheday]

someone: bear in mind…..

me:

[solvatochrome]

i cant get over this

[pissvortex]

libertarians are inseparable from fascism in that both ideologies hold no actual convictions beyond upholding capitalism by any means, including violent coercion

[so-very-cool]

Freedom of speech, Immigrant's rights, LGBT rights, reproductive freedom, criminal law reform, privacy, voting rights, repeal of the death penalty, women's rights, get prisons closed, freedom of religion, end discrimination, prisoners' rights, end youth incarceration, and in general promote the advancement of human rights

[phuckingkyle]

I read this as librarians and was like whoa bro I am not renewing my library card wtf

[tupac-qoute]

[femmelesbianmemes]

butches who have deep or raspy voices literally transcendant PLEASE try to tell me anything hotter

[multisoda]

lmao we're fetshizing ppl who cut meat as a job now ?? okay

[multisoda]

read that wrong

[oxeerised]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[vivaciousarcanist]