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[physicallymetallicsoldier]

HELLO, [PRIVATES]! I AM [SOLDIER]

I DO NOT KNOW HOW I GOT HERE! BUT WELCOME!

[BASIC INFO]

DNI's:

basic stuff, really. this is not a place for hate and this is a blog of ebs! same mod :]

#metallicsoldier is my tag

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Can you walk still?

>[he looks to his rusty joints, furrowing his brows in concern]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] KNOW. SHOULD I [try]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>well it makes it easier for me and for you to get you some help, not exactly the strongest guy around here..

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier tries to nod, as his head lets out creaking noises from rust.

“[I] WILL ACCEPT IT.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[Picking himself off the floor, he stood waiting for him. Hand outstreched ]

>do you need help?, its fine if you cant

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier attempts to put his hand in the Residents, showing that he would appreciate it. After being off for so long, he’s weak and help is needed.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he slung his robotic arm over his shoulder, his short stature seemingly realizing how heavy the robot soldier was, but it didnt stop him from walking along, supporting him as they made the trek towards the BLU's base. Just like any other human patient, but hes no doctor in this situation, its engineer's job, hes simply the ambulance driver.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Its faded blue eyes continue to show, walking alongside the Resident, trying to find safety.

“WHERE ARE [we] GOING?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>the team base, engineer should be around tinkering with stuff at this hour. Im sure he can fix you up no problem

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

It makes an attempt to nod, accepting this.

"HOPEFULLY SO."

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[kicking a well dressed arm arm aside from their path, they continue on, an akward silence rang out deafeningly between the two.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

"ARE [you] CONFIDENT THIS WILL WORK?"

He's clearly a bit nervous, having been inactive for so long. He's still getting used to what being awake feels like.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>mostly, i mean engineer builds crazy stuff and fixes our appliances whenever things break again, im sure a robot like you wont be much of a problem

>now that i think of it, it does sound a little daunting... but i mean, can you feel pain?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

"I HAVE [not] GOTTEN THAT TESTED. BUT SOME PART [hurts] TO BE LEFT TO [myself] FOR SUCH TIME."

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>must be your joints then, right?, that sounds lot like robot arthritis if that even is a thing

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

"I'M NOT [sure] IF I EVEN WANT TO [know] IF THAT IS."

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>i think robot arthritis is easier to cure than human arthritis, i think..

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

"[we] CAN ONLY HOPE. IS THERE WAY TO [cure it] SOON? IS [he] NEARBY?"

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Can you walk still?

>[he looks to his rusty joints, furrowing his brows in concern]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] KNOW. SHOULD I [try]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>well it makes it easier for me and for you to get you some help, not exactly the strongest guy around here..

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier tries to nod, as his head lets out creaking noises from rust.

“[I] WILL ACCEPT IT.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[Picking himself off the floor, he stood waiting for him. Hand outstreched ]

>do you need help?, its fine if you cant

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier attempts to put his hand in the Residents, showing that he would appreciate it. After being off for so long, he’s weak and help is needed.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he slung his robotic arm over his shoulder, his short stature seemingly realizing how heavy the robot soldier was, but it didnt stop him from walking along, supporting him as they made the trek towards the BLU's base. Just like any other human patient, but hes no doctor in this situation, its engineer's job, hes simply the ambulance driver.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Its faded blue eyes continue to show, walking alongside the Resident, trying to find safety.

“WHERE ARE [we] GOING?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>the team base, engineer should be around tinkering with stuff at this hour. Im sure he can fix you up no problem

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

It makes an attempt to nod, accepting this.

"HOPEFULLY SO."

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[kicking a well dressed arm arm aside from their path, they continue on, an akward silence rang out deafeningly between the two.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

"ARE [you] CONFIDENT THIS WILL WORK?"

He's clearly a bit nervous, having been inactive for so long. He's still getting used to what being awake feels like.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>mostly, i mean engineer builds crazy stuff and fixes our appliances whenever things break again, im sure a robot like you wont be much of a problem

>now that i think of it, it does sound a little daunting... but i mean, can you feel pain?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

"I HAVE [not] GOTTEN THAT TESTED. BUT SOME PART [hurts] TO BE LEFT TO [myself] FOR SUCH TIME."

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>must be your joints then, right?, that sounds lot like robot arthritis if that even is a thing

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

"I'M NOT [sure] IF I EVEN WANT TO [know] IF THAT IS."

[number1soldierfanreal]

Give me your asks my mental health is uhh deceasing

anyways yeah thanks for your time or something.

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Can you walk still?

>[he looks to his rusty joints, furrowing his brows in concern]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] KNOW. SHOULD I [try]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>well it makes it easier for me and for you to get you some help, not exactly the strongest guy around here..

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier tries to nod, as his head lets out creaking noises from rust.

“[I] WILL ACCEPT IT.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[Picking himself off the floor, he stood waiting for him. Hand outstreched ]

>do you need help?, its fine if you cant

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier attempts to put his hand in the Residents, showing that he would appreciate it. After being off for so long, he’s weak and help is needed.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he slung his robotic arm over his shoulder, his short stature seemingly realizing how heavy the robot soldier was, but it didnt stop him from walking along, supporting him as they made the trek towards the BLU's base. Just like any other human patient, but hes no doctor in this situation, its engineer's job, hes simply the ambulance driver.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Its faded blue eyes continue to show, walking alongside the Resident, trying to find safety.

“WHERE ARE [we] GOING?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>the team base, engineer should be around tinkering with stuff at this hour. Im sure he can fix you up no problem

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

It makes an attempt to nod, accepting this.

"HOPEFULLY SO."

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[kicking a well dressed arm arm aside from their path, they continue on, an akward silence rang out deafeningly between the two.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

"ARE [you] CONFIDENT THIS WILL WORK?"

He's clearly a bit nervous, having been inactive for so long. He's still getting used to what being awake feels like.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>mostly, i mean engineer builds crazy stuff and fixes our appliances whenever things break again, im sure a robot like you wont be much of a problem

>now that i think of it, it does sound a little daunting... but i mean, can you feel pain?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

"I HAVE [not] GOTTEN THAT TESTED. BUT SOME PART [hurts] TO BE LEFT TO [myself] FOR SUCH TIME."

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Can you walk still?

>[he looks to his rusty joints, furrowing his brows in concern]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] KNOW. SHOULD I [try]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>well it makes it easier for me and for you to get you some help, not exactly the strongest guy around here..

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier tries to nod, as his head lets out creaking noises from rust.

“[I] WILL ACCEPT IT.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[Picking himself off the floor, he stood waiting for him. Hand outstreched ]

>do you need help?, its fine if you cant

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier attempts to put his hand in the Residents, showing that he would appreciate it. After being off for so long, he’s weak and help is needed.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he slung his robotic arm over his shoulder, his short stature seemingly realizing how heavy the robot soldier was, but it didnt stop him from walking along, supporting him as they made the trek towards the BLU's base. Just like any other human patient, but hes no doctor in this situation, its engineer's job, hes simply the ambulance driver.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Its faded blue eyes continue to show, walking alongside the Resident, trying to find safety.

“WHERE ARE [we] GOING?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>the team base, engineer should be around tinkering with stuff at this hour. Im sure he can fix you up no problem

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

It makes an attempt to nod, accepting this.

"HOPEFULLY SO."

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[kicking a well dressed arm arm aside from their path, they continue on, an akward silence rang out deafeningly between the two.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

"ARE [you] CONFIDENT THIS WILL WORK?"

He's clearly a bit nervous, having been inactive for so long. He's still getting used to what being awake feels like.

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Can you walk still?

>[he looks to his rusty joints, furrowing his brows in concern]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] KNOW. SHOULD I [try]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>well it makes it easier for me and for you to get you some help, not exactly the strongest guy around here..

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier tries to nod, as his head lets out creaking noises from rust.

“[I] WILL ACCEPT IT.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[Picking himself off the floor, he stood waiting for him. Hand outstreched ]

>do you need help?, its fine if you cant

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier attempts to put his hand in the Residents, showing that he would appreciate it. After being off for so long, he’s weak and help is needed.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he slung his robotic arm over his shoulder, his short stature seemingly realizing how heavy the robot soldier was, but it didnt stop him from walking along, supporting him as they made the trek towards the BLU's base. Just like any other human patient, but hes no doctor in this situation, its engineer's job, hes simply the ambulance driver.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Its faded blue eyes continue to show, walking alongside the Resident, trying to find safety.

“WHERE ARE [we] GOING?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>the team base, engineer should be around tinkering with stuff at this hour. Im sure he can fix you up no problem

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

It makes an attempt to nod, accepting this.

"HOPEFULLY SO."

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[kicking a well dressed arm arm aside from their path, they continue on, an akward silence rang out deafeningly between the two.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

The Soldierbot makes its best attempt to make its way to the workshop.

"ARE [we] GOING TO ARRIVE [soon]?"

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Can you walk still?

>[he looks to his rusty joints, furrowing his brows in concern]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] KNOW. SHOULD I [try]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>well it makes it easier for me and for you to get you some help, not exactly the strongest guy around here..

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier tries to nod, as his head lets out creaking noises from rust.

“[I] WILL ACCEPT IT.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[Picking himself off the floor, he stood waiting for him. Hand outstreched ]

>do you need help?, its fine if you cant

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier attempts to put his hand in the Residents, showing that he would appreciate it. After being off for so long, he’s weak and help is needed.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he slung his robotic arm over his shoulder, his short stature seemingly realizing how heavy the robot soldier was, but it didnt stop him from walking along, supporting him as they made the trek towards the BLU's base. Just like any other human patient, but hes no doctor in this situation, its engineer's job, hes simply the ambulance driver.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Its faded blue eyes continue to show, walking alongside the Resident, trying to find safety.

“WHERE ARE [we] GOING?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>the team base, engineer should be around tinkering with stuff at this hour. Im sure he can fix you up no problem

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

It makes an attempt to nod, accepting this.

"HOPEFULLY SO."

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Can you walk still?

>[he looks to his rusty joints, furrowing his brows in concern]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] KNOW. SHOULD I [try]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>well it makes it easier for me and for you to get you some help, not exactly the strongest guy around here..

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier tries to nod, as his head lets out creaking noises from rust.

“[I] WILL ACCEPT IT.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[Picking himself off the floor, he stood waiting for him. Hand outstreched ]

>do you need help?, its fine if you cant

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier attempts to put his hand in the Residents, showing that he would appreciate it. After being off for so long, he’s weak and help is needed.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[he slung his robotic arm over his shoulder, his short stature seemingly realizing how heavy the robot soldier was, but it didnt stop him from walking along, supporting him as they made the trek towards the BLU's base. Just like any other human patient, but hes no doctor in this situation, its engineer's job, hes simply the ambulance driver.]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Its faded blue eyes continue to show, walking alongside the Resident, trying to find safety.

“WHERE ARE [we] GOING?”

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Can you walk still?

>[he looks to his rusty joints, furrowing his brows in concern]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] KNOW. SHOULD I [try]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>well it makes it easier for me and for you to get you some help, not exactly the strongest guy around here..

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier tries to nod, as his head lets out creaking noises from rust.

“[I] WILL ACCEPT IT.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[Picking himself off the floor, he stood waiting for him. Hand outstreched ]

>do you need help?, its fine if you cant

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier attempts to put his hand in the Residents, showing that he would appreciate it. After being off for so long, he’s weak and help is needed.

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Can you walk still?

>[he looks to his rusty joints, furrowing his brows in concern]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] KNOW. SHOULD I [try]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>well it makes it easier for me and for you to get you some help, not exactly the strongest guy around here..

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

Soldier tries to nod, as his head lets out creaking noises from rust.

“[I] WILL ACCEPT IT.”

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Can you walk still?

>[he looks to his rusty joints, furrowing his brows in concern]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] KNOW. SHOULD I [try]?”

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>maybe Engineer can fix you up..

>if i can somehow bring you to him, you seem a little worse for wear robot soldier

>[he looks to the BLU's base, quite far from where he had wandered off to walk off his spike of energy and mind]

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

He looks back with some disapproval, but has no say in this.

“IF [you] MUST.”

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>[The Blu mercenary glances around, sitting down on the ground across from him]

>you seem to be feeling unwell, what happened?

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I DO [not] RECALL. I HAVE BEEN [out of service].”

His voice is only slightly clearer, and you can more clearly see any sort of rust on him, which makes it harder for him to speak.

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[emotionallyenigmaticresident]

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>Oh! Its alive, hello!

>nice to meet you, robot soldier!

>i thought you were dead

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

“I [have] BEEN. UNTIL [NOW]”

The Soldiers voice is more slow and rusty than before, due to this.

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

@mentally-unwell-resident

/@SALMONELLACAKE ●

>woah, blue robot

The soldiers dim eyes light up for the first time in who knows how long, as they turn their mechanical head up to you with some struggle

“HELLO, [maggot]! WHAT DO [you need]?”

[thinkingabout-girls]

thinking about that time in math class when the teacher was explaining what a vector is and some girl went “omg just like the guy from despicable me!!”

[aro-throughyourchest]

[1wn8ure]

oh wow a party! let me invite some friends :D

@if-loki-was-a-fox-reblogs @local-meatlocker look a party! Shall we reblog this post so that everyone can know?

[thinkingabout-girls]

why do you hate me

[1wn8ure]

new tag game! everyone invite your friends to sage's party :D /silly

[if-loki-was-a-fox-reblogs]

@gay-mooshrooms @rhyme-draws-stuff I don't know what's going on, but I'm down to help a friend torment a friend :)

[gay-mooshrooms]

Oh nice party, I brought cupcakes!

Come join the fun @colorful-craze @losergirlranboolive

[colorful-craze]

Hey hey hey, guess who brought pretzels??

Come join us @accidentallyaverage @ticcywhaleshark @abucketofweird @alli0s

[accidentallyaverage]

i brought skittles!!

come join the chaos!

@artisthedgehog @kayrielwrites @tzipor-feather-blog @nebulaofchaosandwoe @piney-45 @dinosaurguts @nerdybluehairandpronouns

[live-and-learn]

I brought pop!

Partake in the revels, dear mutuals!

@yes-i-exist-shutup @alex-j-tics @gayoticbeing @transtyranid

[moth-amphetamine]

I’ll brought some chocolate cupcakes!!

Reside in the chocolate glory, my comrades!

@literatureisdying @the-turtle-fan @wii-music-on-repeat and anyone else who wants to come :)

[the-turtle-fan]

I brought some chocolate chip cookies!

@kurt-4lifer @august-taylors-version @readerboss @arson-appreciation-society-pres

[absolutely-existing]

I've got garlic bread and blueberry muffins (was worried that I didn't bake enough muffins so I got some garlic bread to make up for it)

@mostlyonthefloor @twofoursixohjuan @writingandwritten @iheartmoons @sparkleturtle @definitelynotttheo @siriusly-kay

[twofoursixohjuan]

brought my record player and a few from the stash

@george-the-pumpkin @sunflowercandie @mostlyonthefloor

[george-the-pumpkin]

I brought the decorations, its a combination of pics of Vector from Despicable Me and vectors

@run-im-a-natural-disaster @the-nameless-wacky-inventor @lookineedsleep @the-purple-duck

[the-purple-duck]

I brought fun vector themed diy crafts!!

@mentally-unstable-fangirl @niff-of-crows @instantpansies @gingale @camlyee

[niffffty]

i've got a life sized pope francis cutout totally not stolen from the church i used to go to

if you give me 50 bucks you can kiss him on the lips

@calechipconecrimes @disastrouslygay @aro-manita-muscaria @itsmyturnonthegender

[itsmyturnonthegender]

I'm bringing chips

@the-mike-est-of-michaels @lemonbaloni

@sleepy-kitty-boy @themagiccelery

[computer-boy]

hey!!! i brought cinnamon rolls :3

@lukewarmhomie @multifandomsoup @wilbursoots-female-hysteria @reds-not-red @the-gayest-sky-kid

[harry-does-boys]

idk this person but i’m always down for some tormenting! i brought popcorn so we can all watch despicable me

@snail-clops @lmaonade404 @christs-cock @if-i-eated-soaps @evilautismwizard

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

i'm bringing out of date communion bread

@allegedly-human @dragonspleenistasty @a-really-hot-caterpillar @adhdsocialist @lillyislesbiab @rlydsntmttr @blackhole-that-is-life

[theirishquinlan]

I’m going to provide some cake and tophats :3

@getinlosersimcommittingarson @knickknacksenthusiast @churchyardishcharm @leieryx @wkxs @triangles-dont-do-art @astrowaffles @jacuzziwaters @h3xt0r

[clothesfromthesoupstore-deactiv]

I was not tagged but I brought a bag that will definitely be filled if someone of noble blood steps into it :D!!!

@welcometohermitcraft @moderndaymadscientist @suldreensophie

[moderndaymadscientist]

I brought the Creacher!!

…

Wait where did the Creacher go?!

Heyo, mutuals!! [Sounds of a stampede approaching]/hj

@otaroddball @concoctionboy @charles-breaks-beakers @arlodoinghisbest @atomic-shrewcifer @ash-jam @martyrofacrimescene @daffysbrainrot @riddlbot @ratthewratterson @dustystripe @crocslederg @alephnol @asrielmerrymoon @glitchxcat08 @spines-tvo @blackplaaague @ionlypostmymeemocs @pope-neuro @the-arcade-doctor @invisible-hidden @emotionally-drained-pauling @literally-a-waffle-fry @the-ethereal-grave-doctor @plutonothere @i-eat-worlds @littlehistorian @pillow-14 @emotionally-broken-robot @dinner-rol @lillypuppetchild @emotionally-unwilling-beastie @emotionally-unstable-technician @emotionally-devious-trickster @bitterpossum @electro-omen @emotionally-pathetic-daisy @clownpallete

[emotionally-unwilling-beastie]

who woke me up? I was sleepin’-

Oh there’s a party? Well then count me in!

I’ll get my candy corn!

@emotionally-small-dragon

@emotionally-sensitive-pacifist

[emotionally-small-dragon]

I have cookies.

@emotionally-sound-medium

@physicallymetallicsoldier

[physicallymetallicsoldier]

HELLO, [BETH]!

A [PARTY] SOUNDS VERY [FUN]!