and the universe said i love you because you are love

it/they i like computers and homestuck and splatoon and stuff | pronouns.page

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

tumblr users can't appreciate the subtle eroticism of the drink fridge

[creaturepeaches]

i hate it when i can tell my perception of a character is diminishing in real time because of fandom wank. like nooooo i want to maintain an objective relationship with the text but everyone is so annoying about you nooooo

[coolben94]

I just now realized your URL is coolben94 and not coolbean94...

are u the person thats been sending me “COOOOL BEEEAAAAANNNN” every week for 5 months

[turing-tested]

it will take 5 days before I am allowed to have any funds from GiveSendGo and I need to be able to pay for groceries, can anyone help me do that today? I only need about $40 to be able to get groceries until I can get paid back for the therapy appointment I had

[gendercensus]

The 2026 Gender Census is now open!

[ survey.gendercensus.com ]

The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.

It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

PS: You can see some regularly-updated statistics about incoming data here, with lots of demography and graphs to peruse!

PPS: Image credits, bark and grass.

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[pixeljade]

i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

[theboredvoid]

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

[7aceofdiamonds7]

[sermna]

???

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[xeno-lalia]

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

[justplaggin]

ᯓ tiny aku crossing your dash ✈︎

[kropotkindersurprise]

An Irish far-right streamer attempts to interview an antifascist. Sound on. [video]

[kropotkindersurprise]

Update from the Twitter account of the hero in that video:

[shortcircuit908]

mutuals... my greatest secret is that i am shortcircuit908 on every platform i've ever been on. find me there.

[shortcircuit908]

discord. steam. github. i'm there. bluesky. i don't and won't use it but it's there. factorio forums. yup. remember cohost? i was there. shortcircuit908.

[dragongirlsnout]

that's right! you live on my hard drive now :>

[shortcircuit908]

waow... hey can i get some jpegs in here or something

[shortcircuit908]

hello?

[shortcircuit908]

it's so dark

[shortcircuit908]

something touched my leg something touched my leg something touched my leg something touched my leg something touched m

[dragongirlsnout]

Oops! That wasn't supposed to be there, sorry

[shortcircuit908]

my spoole :) #myspoo