so as part of that big fun christmas stream, I had to write some Chat picked fanfics in under 5 minutes!! Here are these wonderful stories!!
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JOHN CENA X HOMER SIMPSON!
The snow was starting to pile up, John ( John Cena that is ) was warm by his fire but his soul, was yearning for more. He felt so empty after his break up with Homer Simpson but he knew that at the end of the day, if they were really meant to be, Homer would finally accept the Christmas spirit of things and get in that holly jolly mood gosh darn it!
John sighed as his sipped his hot coco, if only he could see that sexy hunk of man just one more time, its his only christmas wish!!
John sighed again, it was late. He finished his hot coco and decided to go to sleep for the night, in his now empty bed, just like his heart.
As he drifted off to sleep he thought he had heard something almost like the familiar sound of reindeer hooves.
“It’s probably nothing” he said as he turned to the side that once belonged to his lover.
Later during the night he heard a loud nut.
Cena jumped out of the bed,
“ WHOS NUTTING IN MY HOUSE?!” He said as he rushed down the stairs, down to the fireplace where his christmas socks hung!!
However it wasn’t his socks that were there!!
It was!!! HOMER!!?!? “H-Hommie?! What are you??” John said as he felt his heart sting
“ Dwaaww, John I can’t stay mad at you, The holidays are all about coming together, and I can think of another thing thats in need of coming as well! “ Homer said with a sly smile on his face.
John blushed, Homer was standing at his fireplace dressed as a giant Christmas sock!
“ You know” Homer continued “ Socks are great for warming up in the cold weather!” He flirted, and winked!
John smiled at him and approached, welcoming him back in a loving hug and a passionate kiss.
It’s looking to be a white christmas after all.
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ZIM & GIR!!!
“GIR!!!” Zim shouted at his robot companion.
“ It’s that strange season again! When the earth monkeys put all of their lights outside their home and bring trees inside of them!! The time of year when that damned FAT man breaks into homes and gives gifts. But I wont forget last year, no, he came in here to I THE GREAT ZIM!!!
And left nothing but empty disappointment!! Not again!! This time, Gir, WE KILL THIS STANTY CLAWS!!!”
“ Hot dog :D “ Gir replied gleefully at his overlord!
“COOOMPUTER!! Show me the fastest way to the north pole!! No human will make a mockery of I ZIM!!! Ever again!! And then I, ZIM!! Will have all of the treats, and I’ll make sure all the humans are on this so called “naughty” list!! And I’ll make extra sure DIBBB!!! Stays on the ULTRA AWFUL STINKY NAUGHTY LIST!! ForEEEVVVVEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!”
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PICHU & BUNNY!! (@pb-romance)
It was December 24th the clock had just struck midnight, it was go time! Bunny and Pichu were on a mission and that mission? Steal the sacred Naughty and Nice list. Santa had it on high security after last years failed mission! But this year, these two were ready and determined to get exactly what they wished for this year! And they’ll be damned if Mr. Santa Clause tries to stop them! It was easy for them to get past all the elves working on the toys, all such kid lil guys, they just wanna talk about Christmas. They’re really nice like I love the toy elves man, but fuck that one that wanted to be a dentist! Like for real, dude its cool that you have a passion and you should pursue it but like, you made your whole personality that, oh shit I was so distracted that I forgot to narrate the rest of the story, The girls are already at the Naughty and nice list !! holy shit!! Look!! Plot Bunny is grabbing it!! Omg ! SHES TAKING A RED PEN!! Shes made an edit!! To the list!!! Omg omg!! Omg the edit was— oop ran out of time haha uwu
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GRINCH X MIRROR GRINCH
“MAX NO ONE IN THE WORLD IS AS DISGUSTINGLY AMAZING AS MYSELF WHATEVER WILL I DO!! “ The grinch exclaimed dramatically as he laid upon his lazy boy seat. Max looked up at his owner, sad that he would have to spend another christmas without the warm embrace of another grinch! No one to rub his stinky feet or play with his Yak like hair! Max whimpered as he went to fetch the Grinch a christmas present!
“Hmm? Whats this you have here?” The Grinch grabbed the wrapped gift from Max’s mouth!
As he unwrapped this sussy pressie, his eyes were met with the most beautiful vomit yellow eyes he ever saw!! Breath taking rancite green skin and fur! He could almost smell him!!
“ My my!~ now what do we have here?” The Grinch said all horny like!
“ Why, your the most stunning creature I have ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on!~” He continued as he played with his own hair.
“ you really are quite the looker, hows about a smooch big boy~” he said has he leaned in to plant his lips on the cold hard glass. His tongue slid around the reflective material, leaving spit trails behind.
“ If he couldn’t love anyone” Max thought to himself happily, “ Then im happy he can at least love himself”
THE END!
