Well Shit

You're here now. might as well stay around for a while. its too much effort to do anything else anyways.

[nihxlism-deactivated20181009]

i! shouldn´t!! have!!! to!!!! sacrifice!!!!! my!!!!!! mental!!!!!!! health!!!!!!!! to!!!!!!!!! do!!!!!!!!!! well!!!!!!!!!! in!!!!!!!!!!! school!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[julius-novachrono]

I don’t know who this white boy is but I trust him

[circumcising]

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

[sickpage]

[harshlips]

Sixteen Candles (1984) - dir. by John Hughes

[s-s-d]

[peonyswimwear]

[ckblock]

[andallthesinners-saints-deactiv]

[lizardsenjoyinglife]

this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.

[anelya-ae]

[10knotes]

There’s a good goal

[glitternose]

[assgod]

Really could go for a hard pounding of genuine love

[jaesama]

I can’t wait for Valentines Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.

[crfashionbook]

[5bi5]

Acceptable Places to Sit

- the floor

- a counter

- on top of a desk

- the back of a bench

- a wall (like a garden wall where you can actually sit on the top)

- a swing

- on top of the swing set

- hammock

- on someone who took your spot and won’t leave

- tables

- the house of someone who has asked you to take care of their children for a short amount of time

- someone else’s spot

- rocks

- the roof

Not acceptable:

- chairs

- the normal part of benches

[help-mywife]

help my girlfriend has gotten me into soccer and now neither of us can stop watching

[meladoodle]

truly the most awkward string of messages i’ve ever received.