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[datesthefruit]

true romance is having someones baby teeth hashtag baby teeth

[datesthefruit]

[teetheater333]

they need to start playin housofpsychoticwomn at. The dentist

[datesthefruit]

[datesthefruit]

get more renaissance instead of looksmaxxed

[ottersinatrench]

We should make snape more trashy.

Like i dont know what the British equivalent to deer jerky is but hes eating it, and he keeps potions in the fridge, like how my grandparents put live bait in theirs.

[mistershwuzzums]

another sirenjackets board of course

[datesthefruit]

Sigmund Freud's penis envy theory gf x Karen Horney's rebuttal womb envy theory bf

[reawverse]

someone misses their captain

[datesthefruit]

[tammysneurosis]

In October of 1994, Ethel Cain, a student filmaker disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary.

A year later her footage was found.

@tankhall

[datesthefruit]

they're all gonna laugh at me

[datesthefruit]

[datesthefruit]

imagine how different Yellowjackets could've been & how more violent and insane shauna could've been like if her baby had lived.

Especially as the wilderness wouldn't of been some detached deity - but through the form of Shauna's baby as Jesus was Mary's. There would've been some person to put all that worship and faith into. As the cult really fell apart due to Natalie's crowning and she showed them reason, in no certain terms Shauna acting as regent queen for her son would've done the complete opposite.

Shauna who wants her baby to be hers, having him being the one thing that has come from her and that no one can take away, but also wants to be in power, thinks that she deserves to be.

I think that Shauna being showed to convey all of her pain into anger about her miscarriage could've been ten times worse if there were an active threat. Her dictatorship could've gone rampant and she would've had Lottie's full support, as she did in s3.

I think that Yellowjackets could've really had the brutality and cult behaviour that was promised in the first episode, and turned out to be disappointing (MY OPINION‼️‼️) and since Shauna is the craziest bitch in that cabin she could've 100% made it happen

[doex2]

i love when in snily fics where snape is like "im just a disgusting pervert for wanting to hold lilys hand and kiss her. im taking advantage of our friendship. im repulsive, she'd never want me."

meanwhile lily is sighing dreamily and kicking her feet daydreaming about tying severus up, throwing him in the black lake and watching the giant squid diddle him.

[datesthefruit]

modern day severus would've been into hardcore riot bands

and then he'd put on people screaming and insane earrape and bedroompop & dream core lover lily would be horrified and jump out of a window probably

[nami-00m]

Severus who goes to church and prays to God to kill the marauders