[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

literally if gorillas and bears arent supposed to be friends why the fuck are they shaped like that.

[shillelagh]

Convergent evolution to be large and round and able to tear through everyone you know like tissue paper

[piecewiselove]

ok fine but why not like CRABS instead ???

[depsidase]

[piecewiselove]

*slams download*

[andromeda40002019]

ppl who say “the wife” instead of “my wife” are… suspect at minimum

[thenyouwillseewhatimeanbythat]

Why? You jealous of the man with the superlative wife? The wife against which all others are measured?

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

The definitive wife.

[dyke-werewolf]

One wife to rule them all and in the darkness, bind them

[catchymemes]

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Git gud

[piecewiselove]

he woke up and chose TRUTH

[toodeep4umanga]

[piecewiselove]

I do be feelin this one

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

[assignedfaggatbirth]

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

[assignedfaggatbirth]

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[memeofthesoul]

BLESS THIS POST

[unseriousguy]

[nuttendo64-deactivated20231225]

holy shit

[officialcrow]

dog im shouting

[themasterpupil]

Well..

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

??????? Lol

[brother2thenight]

Where? How? WHY?

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

[that1guykaiser]

My favorite things are when spectacular effprt is out into such stupid shit

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone spent fucking days on this

[piecewiselove]

"I just think they're neat!"

[dankmemeuniversity]

[piecewiselove]

this IS NOT aging well

[animatedtext]

[loopygifz]

[nonbinary-bosmer]

Chicxulub Impact, 65 Million BC

[dalecooper-official]

Sort of accurate lol

[piecewiselove]

[catchymemes]

[squire-of-ni]

This sounds like the plot for the next fast and furious movie

[piecewiselove]

2 FAST 4 PERMIT

[depsidase]

[piecewiselove]

[piecewiselove]

dana white presents...

BABY UFC

[sbrown82]

[papa-mint]

My life has been meaningless until now🤘

[asianartiste]

oh, shes VIBING™ vibing

[piecewiselove]