the pigeon coop

Sup.

[sixfootsix-deactivated20201121]

hey girls what’s up what’s the hot gossip what’s new what’s the 411

[turnipfritters]

everything is bad and getting worse by the day

[sixfootsix-deactivated20201121]

[cannibalchicken]

[gradschoolcryptid]

[girlwhoisnormal]

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

[rattle-my-stars]

[animatedtext]

[sorebelflower]

YOU KNOW WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY???

LOOK!!

[climbdraws]

youthful yellowfang

[climbdraws]

old yellowfang for comparison...she's more toony now but at least she has a better body shape instead of whatever 2017 had going on

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[coughloop]

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

[agentjackdaniels]

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

traditional chinese firework 打铁花datiehua in spring festival/chunjie

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

well NOW the name makes sense

[pochacco]

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

[silverhawk]

sometimes i forget that there are wild hamsters

like

they…..they are wild. no hamster wheels. no water bottle to drink from. no cages. they are free.

[staraptor]

and the wild european variant is Fucking Massive, Mate

[zooophagous]

The European wild hamster looks like some kind of ice age megafauna version of the domestic hamster

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Characters in first-person games never blink.

[crowexe]

they blink when you blink stupid

[malwizard]

im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

[memescomedy]

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

this cracked me up more than i think it should have

[jadethirwall0-deactivated202012]

seventeen as texts posts!

bonus minghao! mostly because I couldn’t fit it on this post