Wasteland.

[livertaker]

a 9 panel tribute to Princess Mononoke, one of my favorite movies in the world 

[love]

by Eduardo Kobra 

[millika]

[iwas-handpicked]

she doing hot girl shit (crying in her room) go focus on your self bro

[abcsofadhd]

(Source: me)

[bogleech]

Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means “dragon’s illegitimate child”

[cordyceps-sapiens]

bastard

[glumshoe]

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

[semoka]

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

[glumshoe]

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

[derpomatic]

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

[spookyghostiesandthings]

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

[inkabelledesigns]

This is my cup of tea.

[antique-scarecrow]

New Rule This is how all heroes are names

[mrcloudyfun]

New thing, give me a misleading hero/villain name.

[suckmydicknewyorker]

Kudos to the New Yorker on publishing a cartoon that’s funnier than anything we’ve ever posted

[idontknowokayhelp]

Me: *listens to my own playlist*

Me: fucking masterpiece

[dearest1]

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

[rosewater1997]

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

[rheaseahorn]

[multisenso21]

[footcrust]

This level of romance or don’t even bother

[blacknovember-deactivated201511]

[gravehop187]

[kissmeinyourgarden-deactivated2]

Britney: you better work, bitch

me, a Bitch:

[nuclearparade]

You know I’m not always proud of what my libido wants but at least I’ve never wanted to fuck Pennywise.

[n-yks]

Short tops are valid.. Also cute

[plantsplacesthings]

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

[plantsplacesthings]

My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child