Low Self-Esteem & High Expectations @pigeonfaith - Tumblr Blog

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

charlottan

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

butch-king-frankenstein

unfortunately this comment a TERF made on one of my posts is genuinely hysterical

heylittletomboy

They Hacked Women

brightereyes

dragongirlsweetie

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

killer8

???

aflo

handsomeboymodelingschool

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

tall-grass-dweller

the more things change...

... the more they stay the same.

ryebreadgf

favorite series of tweets

frontmansdefender

Source

dogpuppy

creepycrag

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.