Here for the shit posting uwu

🌟 Paige 🌟 27 🌟 Bisexual 🌟 She/Her 🌟 Pathetic 🌟 Attention Hoe 🌟 Fave things include Harvest Moon/ Story of Seasons, Okami, Portal 2, Tokyo Mew Mew, PENTAGON, Markiplier and Game Grumps

[tastefullyoffensive]

Oh no, Peppa!

[k-eke]

That little dancer at Anthrocon :)

[whatinthefugckingsheeett]

[millenianthemums]

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

[bumblebeetle]

enjoy these rabbits

[bumblebeetle]

the best part of this post

[thecollectibles]

Art by Apofiss

[gsgdfsdfsdgfdg-deactivated20191]

gumball snaps and kills james charles

[thyrell]

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

[fox-sanguinis]

For those of you that don’t know this is the sweet and loving kid that is the current voice of Gumball for Cartoon Network. He has a youtube channel and in there you will not find anything like this, because as I said this is a very sweet kid but he just goes completely ape shit when he saw the opportunity to kill James Charles

[ear]

[lieutenantfish]

[eat-rock]

[beardedmrbean]

Dashcon 2.0

[homunculus-argument]

the comedy gold gag where someone is asked for something extremely specific, and goes like "god damn it why would I- Do I look like the kind of a guy who would just have 48 ferret harnesses laying around?" and then everyone blankly stares at them because now that you mentioned it, yes, indeed they do. As a matter of fact, that is the most perfect description of this man, one that nobody could have come up with, but which is exact enough for anyone to pick him out of a crowd. The more exact, the better.

And after this pause they'll just give up and groan "ugh, fine. I'll go get the harnesses."

[knightoflodis]

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[tbdagent]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Reblogging this again for the screenshot proof of Larry outing himself as straight

[betchi]

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

[betchi]

do you get it or do you not know anything

[betchi]

more examples that people keep getting upset with me for not adding

[rainbow-lizzard]

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[elaynezireael]

I’m sure this has been gif’d before, but here’s some gifs from Zilda- the Zelda & Hilda mashup. It’s one of my favourite videos ever! All credit goes to the creators, I just made the gifs- you can watch the original here! ❤️

[ripe]

thedragonwoodconservancy on ig

[cryptidsydario]

laser gun gator boys

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

oh my god i didn’t realize this video had audio

[actualaster]

Okay as adorable as this looks, I’m pretty sure that’s a distress sound?  A “mommy help me I’m scared come save me!” sound?

@why-animals-do-the-thing

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

This video is from Dragonwood Wildlife Conservancy, and they are yearling (last year’s babies) Cuban crocodiles. Good news for you, this isn’t actually a distress call! According to @kaijutegu​ (and her giant bookshelf full of reptile resources), the laser sounds are an affiliative social call that young Cuban crocodiles use to communicate with their parents. They normally stop making the noise at around two years old, which is approximately when they start dispersing from the family group.

See, Cuban crocodiles are a super social species - and one of the few where the fathers stick around and provide paternal care for the babies! In the wild, babies would regularly interact with both parents, including when they provide food. This call is basically the type of vocalization that the babies use to communicated with their parents.

These crocodiles are being hand-raised as part of a private-sector breeding and reintroduction program (because the parents are so protective of their offspring that if you left them the babies to raise, you’d never be able to safely get close to them), and so they’re responding to the guy in the video the same way because he’s constant known safe individual and also the provider of food. He’s not a threat - his presence is a good thing, and he’s worth interacting with because it normally means food. You can also tell from their behavior and body language that they’re not stressed: some of the crocodiles are actively climbing on him and interaction of their own volition, but the ones that aren’t don’t show any indicators of hyper-vigilance. If that were a distress call, every crocodile that heard it would be alert and on edge looking for the threat. Distress calls tend to only happen once or twice, because in the wild continuing to make noise makes a baby more vulnerable: so these crocodiles wouldn’t be continually vocalizing if they felt threatened. There’s no snapping or gaping or freezing, all of which would be behavioral indicators of distress or discomfort. (Here’s a video of a baby nile crocodile being harassed by photographers which will give you a visual reference for both freezing and gaping.)

So, hey, this is certifiably cute - and good for conservation!

[bunjywunjy]

ETHICALLY SOURCED LASER NOISES

[everydaylouie]

how to do the hinox curse in botw, for results such as this

[annyllel]

What people say when you stand upon their tables… Part 1

[grinn3r]

I love and need to do this now

[waitingforthecat]

[Image Description: 8 screenshots from Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild showing people react to Link speaking to them while standing on furniture.

The first three show Link talking to Purah, they says: “Hmm…Awaking from the Slumber of Restoration seems to have given subject the desire to look down on others in an attempt to annoy them…as much as possible. Noted! Hey! If you want to talk would you mind getting down from there first?”

The fourth, fifth and sixth show Prima talking to Link saying: “Sir, your behaivor could disturb our other guests. I must ask that you stop that.” If you continue to interact with her she thinks:  (Do the lunatics only come in during my shift?) (What is this guy´s problem…)

The seventh and eight show Kapson saying: “Ohmm…goddess Hyliaaa… Please cast your divine judgment down upon the humble servant who speaks to me from atop my furniture…”/end Image Description]