Assbutt

hello

[stability]

why is my bedroom always so hot

[floral-ink]

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

[stability]

i love the science side of tumblr

[gobblechopstv]

[itsaubreylmfao]

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

[itsaubreylmfao]

[sequims]

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

[deushydrew-blog]

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

[bloghoyin]

[chanel-and-louboutins]

When you are the only person in school who saw the fight .

[waifyu-deactivated20200615]

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

 I heard my mom scream in the other room

[girl-with-the-brown-eyes]

[liesintheskye]

oh my god, my whole childhood in a post

[justsomebirdie-deactivated20181]

most of my childhood.

[eyesofellen]

Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?

[animeismylifeyhh]

[travagliinteriori]

[primus0ptimus-blog]

[pizzapoppunk]

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

fuck

[keylimepie]

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

[excalibells]

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

[kimjonginmypockets]

[jhholtzmann-deactivated20190111]

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

[aerodynamicallystable]

[akatsukihoe]

*changes tab while watching anime*

**forgets that you dont understand japanese**

[the-time-lord-of-the-rings-deac]

[grumsal]

to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons