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[secret-history-hyperfixation]

francis answering scam calls in his old age bc of that quirk of his where he cant not answer the phone

[strrvnge]

[panulyx]

"I asked Chat GPT" Okay well I asked Richard Papen and he just made something up on the spot and looked at me like he thought I couldn't tell.

[ddeerslayer]

You know what, hell yeah Marion!! Marry your dead boyfriend’s brother, and name your kid after said dead boyfriend!! Way to fuck up that family even more

[pileofrcks]

She was a diva

[pileofrcks]

Guys I’m literally Richard papen

[numerrro]

something about how its all julians fault. something about julian being the most pretentious and obsessive out of all of them. something with julian being a coward. something about how julian was isolating the greek class. something something something.

[pileofrcks]

Y’all imagine a secret history edit to the man who sold the world

[prmcafwh]

Modern AUs are fun and all but on the other hand I think all TSH characters are in their element in the 80s. Like, it's not quite the same intrigue if Henry has a cell phone. Or if Camilla has Instagram. If Judy kept pestering Richard to follow her on TikTok. Like sure Francis would vape and probably be out but don't three-piece suits, cigarettes, and secrecy suit him much better? What's the fun of papenathy if all the homophobia is gone and they can just start dating guilt-free?

I just feel like the vibes would be off if they lived in the same world as boba tea and Stanley cups.

[pileofrcks]

The performative male TikTok’s would eat them up

[ritualday]

[mncxbe]

friendly reminder that Bunny listened to this in his room, at full volume, late at night.

[pileofrcks]

Another reason they had to kill that mf

[miles-de-merlin-deactivated2025]

Richard isn’t gay he’s bisexual and evil about it

[neversummerwine]

richard papen is so relatable cus have you ever just wanted to be a part of a friend group soooo bad. and they only sorta gaf about you

[purelypretentious-hana]

Are you doing it for the plot or are you doing it for the morbid longing of the picturesque babe.

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[torschlusspanikattack]

some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

[torschlusspanikattack]

downside of this is you can never tell anyone when you’ve made huge progress or had a huge breakthrough bc you’re either keeping the problem to yourself or you’re pretending the problem is already solved and then rapidly working to make that statement true by the time anyone checks

[pileofrcks]

This is literally me dealing with anything

[thesecretmarisstory-deactivated]

me for the past 2 weeks

[neyso]

Henry winter being the dark academia version of Regina George would never be not funny to me

[spookedstarzz]

i actually think that henry winter should've lived and had a kid so they could make him read brainrot and put it on tiktok