Sup?

Mia. NYC. 25. Female. Mommy. West Indian. Dominican. Portuguese. Fluent in: English, Patois, Spanglish, Slag, Sarcasm. I'm slowly losing hope and patience in humanity. Ask Me Anything

[meangirlnurse]

i have no self-control

[meangirlnurse]

two people unfollowed me for this and honestly i don’t really blame them

[pimp]

@sexwitsockson I'm going the fuck to bed

[g0thdog]

plz reblog and respond

You have $10,000,000 USD, but you can only buy things that start with the first letter of your name. What do you buy

[bihanny]

100 copies of Photoshop so my friends won’t have to suffer

[thehomelessone]

100 aardvarks

[saturbae]

Apple products

[aegonstargaryens-blog]

this shit was on reddit the other day…why y'all gotta go and steal stuff…but yeah 1000 McFlurries

[yuyuhakusheaux]

2 things from Kfc.

[pimp]

More money

[fonzworthcutlass]

mango finna get the whole dick 

[umushingwe]

Omg

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

Haha

[iamnotjody]

😂😂😂😂 savage

[pimp]

💀💀💀 @sexwitsockson

[just-shower-thoughts]

I had blood drawn this morning. Later in the day I lost my virginity. My virgin blood still exists somewhere on earth, but it’s not in me.

[pimp]

You the real mvp 😭

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[pimp]

Man, I've been loving these clapbacks

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

everybody at work thinks it’s funny when I do my “work voice” but jokes on them cuz my work voice is just an exaggerated mockery of white people

[pimp]

Thought it was just me

[pimp]

Spending thanksgiving alone. But I'm fine. At least I have my bud.

[pimp]

I had to stop doing my hair to take a picture of how glorious my hair is. I mean, just look at it. 5 years of cutting off relaxed ends. I'm hype right now

[pimp]

Man, I'm fucking heartbroken.

Legit broken. Fml

[rtrixie]

Give me one good reason why there should even be such a thing as “diversity officer”. 

Diversity has no inherent value, even less so if it’s artificially enforced.

[pimp]

Diversity.... but no whites pls!

[huntertheguy]

[fucknoantimisandrists]

People to harass for supporting international men's day

@takashi0 @autistickamillebidan @ruriginzuishou @ladiesforloveandjustice @theswedishelf @soryualeksi @poppypicklesticks @princess-fluthermucken @princessdidemi @deadpool-for-equality @sweet-cherry-fairy @icyarguments @em4realsj @the-eagle-atarian @colorsofsocialjustice @submissive-mommy-jesse @jet556

[lornagonigall]

Include me pls

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

also me. It would be an honor to be harassed by scum like you.

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

send me harassment

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

MEEEE!! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

[bearprincelover]

Feminism is shit and feminists are lying pieces of shit. Add me as well.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

I am Spartacus!

[el-odio7-deactivated20151210]

SHE DEACTIVATED!! YES!

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

HOLY SHIT YES

I REPORTED HER FOR HATEFUL SPEECH WEEKS AGO BUT YEEEESSSSSS

[freedom14movement]

I’d like to apply to be harassed for this as well

[pimp]

I've come for my seat

[pimp]

Mortal Kombat and chill

😂

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[pimp]

Lmaooo

[wwoollffff]

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

[fake]

are these not the same person

[pimp]

Donald totally smashed Mrs. R. Money.

[againstsjws-blog]

*scrolling through tumblr*

*comes across this shit*

what the fuck. *logs out*

[source: @jemthecrystalgem]

[obnoxiousangrycorpse-blog]

Heh. If genders are a social construct, why do you care what gender you get called? After all, it isn’t real.

There’s just so much ilogical shit in these things minds.

[pimp]

Of course, it has something to do with women. Smh. Only biological males have prostates. Doesn't matter what the fuck you identify as. Just like how biological males can't get ovarian cancer. But if biological sex is a social construct, then prostate cancer and ovarian cancer are just ways for the patriarch to hold women down somehow. 😂😂