p-p-pimpin' is for life

"Some are born with swag, some achieve swag, and others have swag thrust upon them. " -William Swagspeare "Swag unto others as you would have them swag unto you" -Jesus Chri$t

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[megcanic]

this is the plot to mama mia

[daysei-deactivated20190824]

i love this

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[taquito]

[kabutoraiger]

myrecipes.com has had it with everyone’s shit

[tesladyneindustries]

[toastbutteregg]

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

we mcfreakin lost her, doctor

[clownboybebop]

We Put Some Dill and a Little Lemon on That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

[shawsbear]

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

COOLIN

[theawesomeadventurer]

Marilyn ain’t got shit on this man

[dinuguan]

[chrispalmermusic]

It think I just discovered a new trap card

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

when someone says “shut up you love me”

[theforce]

y didn’t chris evans win an academy award for pretending like he couldn’t do a push up in the first captain america movie 

[fag]

[hodlmyvodka]

Knights of the Round Table

[hydro-homies]

sounds good to me