"I like big boats, I cannot lie"

Taryn, She/They, 28. Enjoy my clusterfuck of a blog.

[silvermoon424]

As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo

[haleyatwell]

[gabalut]

Monarda calva, watercolor and colored pencil.

Process video available on my patreon HERE

[threedollarsdotcom]

(touches earpiece, frowns) im getting word that you are very special and beautiful

[wrongspacetime]

Kat & Swann | Tape 1 : Bloom LOST RECORDS : BLOOM & RAGE

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

dropped an embroidery needle on my floor in the dark and couldn't recover it so hopefully a bug is about to use it as a sword and go on some adventures and shit

[snailifier]

🐌🪡 im so ready for the snides of snarch

[julius-caesar-offical]

... and why is that?

[snailifier]

*snabs you with my sneedle*

[themanfromeire]

[michigen]

[sexhaver]

everything about this is making me lose my mind. why would you even order it if you thought it was AI. why would any restaurant offer steak tartare to-go. why would you assume the restaurant sent you a dish that needed to be cooked. why.

[coffebits]

Happy 40th anniversary! 🌱 have the heroes on a casual subway ride✨ here’s to many more legends!✨

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

[numberoneleiafan-deactivated202]

We need more middle aged women making out on television.

[orpheuslament]

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

[floppyhatwitch]

[radicalgraff]

"Eat the Rich"

Very Hungry Caterpillar pasteup spotted in Hamburg, Germany

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[prairiesprout]

I need their help