pinacoladababy

Savannah ~ 23 ~ Aries ~ Bi~ Married ~ Mama

[shoobeedoop]

[shoobeedoop]

This is gold!🤣

[hanpancakes]

The mothiest man

[ampervadasz]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

[kasaron]

I dislike this. 

[isensmith]

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[ferretsoftiktok]

[cutiemancer]

The cat does not intervene.

[secretsalute]

The cat is wise.

[bluntfullofmid]

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[onlytwitterpics]

Serving

[molothoo]

😍

[everythingfox]

“Cat chilling with his Baby Duck Friends”

(via)

[platycryptus]

sand dollars doin their thing

they’re basically sea roombas

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[themadhouseglads]

From Jughead, Issue #224 (January 1974). Reprinted in Archie 1000 Page Comics-Palooza

[fenrirlives]

This was all pretty great, but allow me to highlight:

This just cracks me up

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[advanced-procrastination]

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”

[buzzfeedrewind]

[gardeninghub]

Y’all like my newest pot? by jadeabreu

[goldring]

No need to break out the flat iron on this boy!

[amongthegentlymad]

@frogsuggest instead of wamp he weemp

[frogsuggest]

he arrive by post this boy