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talks to a girl and is immediately hit with an 105 degree fever nausea chills etc has to lie in bed all day wiping sweat off my forehead with a silk handkerchief and writing about my illness in my diary like a malnourished victorian man

reserve

honey that’s not the girl that’s your moderna booster

emswift

ho ho holy shit it’s december first (1st)

knifefightscene

No more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down etc

snoozu

i rlly need a new vocabulary i cant keep saying iconic and king over and over again

snoozu

if u see me in the tags saying shit like “wow. renowned.” or “his majesty is out here..” mind your business im figuring it out

cum--brulee

Transcendent, My Liege

bashircore

maturing is realizing that emojis and emoticons can coexist….. an emoji cannot express the feeling of :) and an emoticon cannot express the feeling of 😳. #peaceandlove

frumpkingoesfurrst

We’ll never die

997

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unclefather

we finally did it. we won. we are the cockroaches of the internet

weirdness-is-good

totallyfubar

sebastians-stan

#show off The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) | Episode 5

lastvalyrian

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

deactivated334879-deactivated20

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

blackpyrefly

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

uzmashroom

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats.

fishingboatproceeds

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.