mr. friggin perfect

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[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[calilee]

itadori and his never-ending collection of long-lost relatives

(twitter!)

+ their identifying feature:

[santapau]

New Secret Knots comic

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[sabertoothwalrus]

hbwuhh??? Huh???????

[cy-lindric]

La Dame de Saint-Sernin, and an Early Dynastic Sumerian lady

[valtsv]

my main problem with objectification isn't that it's degrading and dehumanizing but that not enough people get weird and intense with it

[valtsv]

being reduced to a mere object in someone's eyes: disgusting. revolting. i hope you die.

being reduced to a mere object in someone's eyes but the object in question is a deadly weapon, or a dangerous wild animal, or a terrifyingly powerful force of nature: [so mad with lust i feel physically nauseous] i think i hauve covid

[valtsv]

please please please PLEASE let me be your sword i'll be such a good sharp blade i promise *begging like a dog*

[bellamuertes]

spidey sense (of humor): 1 miguel o'hara: 0

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE (2023)

[bellamuertes]

spidey sense (of humor): 1 miguel o'hara: 0

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE (2023)

[juniperarts]

After a particularly tough battle spiderband gets a hold of some 🍾🍻 (courtesy of Hobie)

My headcanons for what types of drunks each are:

Also Hobie is saying "See? The queen has ya believin a load of crap Gwendy! 'S wha incompetent idiots like em will drill into ya!"

[sandersstudies]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

[coldgoldlazarus]

[valtsv]

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

[valtsv]

til death or some guy do us part

[selfhealingmoments]

[valtsv]

i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to leave. you have no choice.

[valtsv]

a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again

[juniperarts]

My deaf spiderwoman OC, Marisol 🕷

Miles knows ASL and even tho it's the Insomniac version of him Imma headcanon all versions of Miles know ASL because that cool asf!

Marisol communicates solely in ASL. She's Italian-American and LOVES pastels and hearts.

In deaf culture they use light to alert and get others attention so I wanted to incorporate light into her fighting style. She uses flash bombs and the main part of her suit, which is based off of the Mirror Spider's reflective back, can blind temporarily enemies. The eyes of her suit allow her to see in the intense light and are very expressive (an important part of signing).

She's not fully flushed out yet and this is only the 2nd iteration of her design so she will definitely change in the future. But for now I want to figure out what her face looks like and draw her with clothes over her suit because she does so all the time.

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[sleepyconfusedpotato]

Ghost forgets he wears a mask sometimes.

The remastered version of the OG prompt because that ending REALLY sets the fucking scene.

I'm sorry Gaz.

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

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