Uselessly Productive

Darby. 19. She/her . Design & Technical Theatre/Costume Design Major . Cosplay blog is Cosplayway . (*Sidebar image by @kinseis on tumblr)

[1977punk]

i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done 

[emmerrp]

Grunkle Stan Appreciation Post

[lyricalvillain]

@taki118

[taki118]

all the reaction gifs i’ll need

[poemsbysmm]

She smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.

(via shutup-and-make-me-laugh)

[lesbianrey]

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

[meattunic-deactivated20171126]

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

[lazytechsupport]

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

[helluva-pilot]

news reacts to pixar fucking murdering lightning mcqueen

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

(Oh my god they were roommates)

[captainlordauditor]

i arrive at egypt

staff: snaked

water: bloodied

frogs: out

lice: itching

beasts: wild

cattle: diseased

skin: boiled

hail: flaming

crops: destroyed

sun: hidden

heirs: killed

[captainlordauditor]

we are finally escorted out of egypt

[bluebonne-blog]

[jasbeaw]

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

[thiscorpsofbrothers-deactivated]

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

[aiboneida]

When you’re playing Mercy and your team leaves you alone on the payload:

(x)

[wellthatexplainsalot]

You know in the movies were the main guy has a friend whose a girl, who clearly has a crush on him, yet he abandons her to go with the popular crowd. But then by the end of the movie he realizes he loved her all along? I really want there to be a movie where the girl is like ‘no, you were acting like a dick. I’m not interested anymore’. Basically what I’m saying is that LAYLA FROM SKY HIGH SHOULD HAVE STAYED WITH WARREN PEACE

[greelin]

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

[sansan9]

[ultramanultimo]

fucking savage Gomamon

[grec1a-deactivated20170207]

No proofreading we die like men

[greelin]

[alphonse elric voice] what the fuck, brother

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[paverics]

tv writers: make it darker

literally everyone: don’t

[schmunkymonkey]

Is this about plot or actual screen brightness?

[paverics]

it was about the plot but it works for either

[thescuttlebugg]

You know I’m pretty sure Marinette spends FAR more one-on-one time with Chat Noir than any other specific guy she knows, even if most of said time is spent kicking various akuma in the face, and I am just picturing her sloooowly and subconsciously starting to expect all boys to be cats. Like. Dudes are cats. That’s just how it is. That is a totally normal way to interact with boys, obviously?? 

“Girl, what the hell,” Alya says as Marinette distractedly gives Nathaniel headscritches after he comes over to attempt to talk to her while she’s concentrating on a design. Nathaniel is too busy internally screaming to say anything himself. What is this, what is this about, what does this MEAN????

Somewhere Adrien Agreste spends an entire photoshoot seething with pure feline envy and has no idea why.