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any pronouns • pfp by @its.kensho on tiktok

[viralcat]

[dappermouth]

if she's your girl why is she peeling me like a babybel and molding the wax into a tiny animal

[post-slop]

Why are you covered in red wax from head to toe like an accident at Madam Tussauds?

[dappermouth]

i was Sealed. for freshness

[wordfather]

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

[wordfather]

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

[wordfather]

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[amnesiaguy]

collecting posts of this type

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[insomniac-arrest]

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

[furiousfurious]

Left this in the notes

[insomniac-arrest]

😂

[goodattellinglies]

[averybellearchive-deactivated20]

> sees complaints that a female character looks "too masculine" or "like an ugly lesbian"

> ask if we got an actual butch character or if shes just a normal looking woman that isnt wearing make up and a dress

> person is visibly confused, i start explaining the difference between actual butch presentation and dress and a woman simply dressing comfortably to avoid indecent exposure

> person laughs and says "she straight up looks like a guy, i can barely tell her apart from the actual men"

> google the character

> shes just a normal looking woman that isnt wearing make up and a dress

[averybellearchive-deactivated20]

> sees complaints that a female character looks "too masculine" or "like an ugly lesbian"

> ask if we got an actual butch character or if shes just a black woman

> person is visibly confused, i start explaining the difference between actual butch presentation and dress and how black women are held to white standards of femininity and are often accused of looking like/being men because of white people applying these standards to them

> person laughs and says "she straight up looks like a guy, i can barely tell her apart from the actual men. why are you bringing race into this?"

> google the character

> shes just a black woman

[verrsus]

[loth-catgirl]

[bearb0i]

This isn’t TikTok, Facebook or Twitter.

[queerslurheritageposts]

Queer Slur Heritage Post

[mlembug]

image taken from here

[loth-caatgirl]

holy shit it's such an honor to be in a heritage post

[loth-caatgirl]

they murdered me without warning last October!

[manycrows]

Okay I know accessibility devices are never one-size-fits-all and that there’s a use case for these somewhere, but I can’t stop imagining trying to talk to someone at a party and they look at you and move the level down a few ticks

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

I misconstrued the text here as "someone comes to talk to you and before they start talking to you *they* move your social battery lower" like

"boy oh boy are you going to be so exhausted after you talk to ME : D : D "

[loveridden1999]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[torturelabyrinth]

The number of people in the notes of this being like “lol i’m the motorist” with 0 sense of shame or self awareness is crazy. You should all get your licenses taken away

[goose-sama]

I get anxious around cyclists so I made this

[milf--adjacent]

[theotherwesley]

The veil is thick here..... I sense fuck all

[theotherwesley]

*shakily placing my hand on the side of a costco* the spirits here are normal

[sun-moon-talia]

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

[sun-moon-talia]

[cowboyhatesithere]

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

[kitsnicket]

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

[toskarin]

I have a bad habit of calling things “loathsome” if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn’t that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said “loathsome juice…” under my breath without realizing that’s not a normal thing to say

everyone started laughing

[tinyflower-bouquet]

[toskarin]

BULLYING ME

[jamierthanyou]

as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

[jamierthanyou]

everyone stop rbing this a second i want to talk to prev